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Originally posted by The17sss haha... the more time you spend on the road, especially the interstates, the more crazy shit you see. It's conditioned me to constantly think 2 and 3 steps ahead of normal, and it sounds like you're the same way. The only time in the last 10 years I've felt overwhelmed was driving my big ass vehicle on the skinny roads around NYC. Sylee: it's impressive that a female who lives in S. Florida is virtually accident free. I know exactly what you mean... that's one of the more complicated areas I've seen. Soooo many fucking immigrants that clearly don't have the experience or skills creating more problems than they solve. Plus, let's be real- women in general are shitty drivers. From what I've seen, the most difficult driving areas (in no particilar order) are South Florida, Atlanta, Los Angelas, NYC and the DC/Maryland beltway.

yea for sure. that's why i said that people would probably laugh when reading my post about how i'm a great driver. i know how to drive uphill with a stickshift using the E-break and all kinds of tricks my dad taught me.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Chris Crossland It's funny, if i meet someone for the first time i cant remember their name for the life of me.

most people rarely can either. it's not you. i only remember the names of people who really impress me.

oh yea and i just thought of something else that's kinda weird. i can ALWAYS spot the voices of actors in cartoons or in movies/commercials where their face isn't shown. i just got into Family Guy recently and i realized the mother and sister voice in that show are the same mother and chick from That 70's Show. mila kunis is the sister.

and then we were just watching a cartoon movie the othe day and i recognized the voice of all the actors like right away and my boyfriend was like, "damn dude ur like the voice recognition queen".

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

i only have 3 teethes between my canine's, Normal ppl have 4, i can wiggle my ears, and i can resist any mount of physical pain

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Originally posted by Slylee yea for sure. that's why i said that people would probably laugh when reading my post about how i'm a great driver. i know how to drive uphill with a stickshift using the E-break and all kinds of tricks my dad taught me.

haha... I want you to teach drivers ed. to teenage girls... it would be a great investment for eliminating future dumb drivers if you can take them under your wing!

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Originally posted by XaNaX i've never had the pleasure of driving in LA but out of all the other ones I'd say the beltways in DC and Maryland must have one of the highest concentrations of fucking idiot drivers of anywhere I've been. and out of all of florida Miami has got to be the worst place to drive

believe me, there's no pleasure in driving in LA. lol... next time I go out there it's taxis all day long; fuck renting a car and driving myself. Yeah Miami is the worst... THE WORST!!!! that whole I-95 corridor between West Palm Beach and Miami is atrocious

You guys suck. "the ability to read sitauations correctly 80% of the time" is not a skill or unique quality. In fact, what the hell does that even mean?

Okay, here's me:

- I read at around 600-700WPM. I found this very handy at school.

- I cannot float on my back in water, despite being an okay swimmer.

- I can lift my own bodyweight many times in succession.

- I cut the tip of my finger off as a child...in the spokes of a bike wheel.

- I was unbeatable at beer bongs. My record was six litres (1.6 gallons) of 5% alcohol in two hours.

- I can run a mile in about four and a half minutes.

- I have never been able to touch my toes without bending my knees.

- I cannot fold my tongue in half.

- I wipe standing up...and facing the bowl.

- I watch all movies and television with subtitles, irrespective of how clearly I can hear the voices.

- I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.

- I haven't done cursive/joined writing since I was 8 years old, and I have the ugliest handwriting known to man.

- I have never had any allergies, no hayfever or any other early life afflictions such as asthma or excema.

i can't be bothered

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Originally posted by ******** You got a speeding ticket in a southern state? My gosh everyone drives atleast 20km/h over the limit and no helicopters or airplanes or cops if you hit 170/180. Maybe florida is different that way from Tennessee, Kentucky, Alabama, and Mississipi. You must have been going REALLY REALLY FAST like 120+mph I'm geussing. Texas is the only US state I've been in where people drive the limit.

it was on alligator alley (a highway that goes from east coast of florida to west coast surrounded by nothing but everglades) and i was doing like 90 something in a 75. it was a bad one. but that's the perfect time to speed on highways like that.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Domesticated - I wipe standing up...and facing the bowl.

What. The. Fuck.

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Originally posted by Domesticated - I wipe standing up...and facing the bowl.

Why??????

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Why do you wipe sitting down?



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