I'd much rather sound cold than totally hot for children like some of you.

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i do have to agree with fahad a bit here, how can people be so cold to children? in the grand scheme of things we should all have some need to pass along our genes at the very least. i don't know i personally think the little buggers are wonderful...although i do hope those of you who don't like kids don't become parents. nothing i hate more than a bad parent...you know people who have kids because they think that's what you are "supposed" to do.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

i'm pretty sure this is something that all people who have no babies can agree on...but then later on when we do have babies, we'll get it lol

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

i can't wait to drink my wife's breast milk




edit: this thread has now become the "post your fave baby pics or pics with you and babies thread"

...will go home and raid my facebook account!

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Originally posted by Sushipunk To be fair though, the little new-borns are pretty cute, in their weird little way. I love their tiny little, perfectly formed hands, with tiny little fingernails. Makes my dick look huge.

Can't believe I missed that gem earlier on.

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Originally posted by fayraree i can't wait to drink my wife's breast milk

,;lbvkhc86l;

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Originally posted by fayraree i can't wait to drink my wife's breast milk edit: this thread has now become the "post your fave baby pics or pics with you and babies thread" ...will go home and raid my facebook account!

that sounds so gross. breast feeding is nature but it makes me think that the woman doing it must totally feel like a cow...literally

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by Aortik ,;lbvkhc86l;

if she's brown or black, won't it be chocolate milk?

lol and u know what, Wai? sorry to admit it, but when you posted i totally thought of you and Kels and came up with that

lol sushi

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by fayraree if she's brown or black, won't it be chocolate milk? lol and u know what, Wai? sorry to admit it, but when you posted i totally thought of you and Kels and came up with that

when you posted which the above or the one about drinking breast milk. also my boobs aren't nearly as big as kelly's

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by Slylee lol sushi

honey, where have you been all day? missed you

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Originally posted by chimera66 when you posted which the above or the one about drinking breast milk. also my boobs aren't nearly as big as kelly's

lol the one abt drinking breast milk (and then the chocolate milk came to me after )...lol yeah kel's are ginormous but i like the shape of yours too...