My pen0r is too small for condoms. When I used to need them I'd just use one of those mini baggies coke comes in and I'd tie it off with an elastic tied around several times.
Woe is me
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Mar-25-2009 04:41
boris_the_bear
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2008
Location: Lower Chernobylstan
Re: condoms
quote:
Originally posted by Allied Nations
i fucking hate them!
now that I'm single again we're supposed to be working together and fuck man, i just can't get my head around the concept.
finally found some that fit, but fuck, condoms fucking suck.
/rant
holy shit man, i was gonna post a similar thread lol
Mar-25-2009 07:15
pkcRAISTLIN
arbiter's chief minion
Registered: Jul 2002
Location:
i cant believe people bitch and moan about one of the greatest inventions of all time.
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Mar-25-2009 07:53
RapidFire
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: toronto
pope approves of this thread
Mar-25-2009 08:25
boris_the_bear
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2008
Location: Lower Chernobylstan
100% effective pills for men with anti-aids that have no effect on sexual desire - THAT would be the best thing ever invented
Mar-25-2009 14:02
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
quote:
Originally posted by bigjimslade002
heres one for you then
oh snap. wish i'd have thought of that in college, pin it on the floor's bulletin board... knowing the football players that occupied half if it, though, i bet one of them would bring a bitch home without a condom and be stupid enough to use it.
"Baby you got a condom?"
"...Hold on one second."
Mar-25-2009 14:08
squirrelly
The Phun Nun
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: In the Shower
get snipped.
problem solved!
Mar-25-2009 14:39
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
Isn't that an exceedingly expensive procedure?
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Mar-25-2009 14:47
david.michael
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Dayton, OH, USA
quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Isn't that an exceedingly expensive procedure?
You mean like, "supporting another living human for 18 years" expensive, or...?
Mar-25-2009 14:54
Zild
Ten City
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
quote:
Originally posted by squirrelly
get snipped.
problem solved!
That only solves half the problem. You can always get an abortion, but getting rid of a virus is usually a no go.
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