I was always really turned off by guys who were like "I'm soo nice" OK let me find that out for myself, and if you're trying to tell me that, chances are - you're not. And people who are like "I just got my heart broken bla bla bla" ffs get over it.

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Originally posted by Slylee then i got a really weird one from some guy who said he wanted to cut my hair

Maybe he was a hairdresser, LOL. And what is that stain on your BF's shirt? Sweat? Grease? Something else...?

I heard that same thing about women getting pouded with messages. Its really one-sided, since I think I've gotten one unsolicited message from a woman on a dating site. Are you all just shy or something?

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Originally posted by squirrelly I was always really turned off by guys who were like "I'm soo nice" OK let me find that out for myself, and if you're trying to tell me that, chances are - you're not. And people who are like "I just got my heart broken bla bla bla" ffs get over it.

That shit is SO fake. I'd rather go "hey, wanna fuck?" than try to pull some fake crap like that. I know women have this sixth sense for detecting BS

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Originally posted by Dojomaster26 Maybe he was a hairdresser, LOL. And what is that stain on your BF's shirt? Sweat? Grease? Something else...? I heard that same thing about women getting pouded with messages. Its really one-sided, since I think I've gotten one unsolicited message from a woman on a dating site. Are you all just shy or something?

lol i know right? i had no idea about the shirt stain but i didn't care. the picture made me laugh and realize that he doesn't take himself too seriously, which is important to me.


i would say that if u find a profile you really like, then just make sure you mention in your message somewhere that you like [insert whatever she talked about] as well. it helps if u have stuff in common. also, don't say something stupid like, "i'm sure you get a million emails a day" that's so cheesey and so many guys would write that to me, it got annoying after a while. it shows that you already don't think you have a chance, which shows a lack of confidence. so don't say those things. just be straight up like "hey i really like your profile and i'm interested in meeting" straight shooters and confidence are sexy...at least to me.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Dojomaster26 That shit is SO fake. I'd rather go "hey, wanna fuck?" than try to pull some fake crap like that. I know women have this sixth sense for detecting BS

Alpha-sector has mad bitches dude.... they are all hotties and rich.

GET SOME

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Oh and people who are like "I won't talk to anyone who isn't a such and such fan"

Like, really? anger issues!

I dont want to meet any girls who arent a fan of my dick.

There, i said it.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

oh yea i just remembered another thing my bf mentioned in his profile under "interests" was "keeping my girl HAPPY".

i was like SCORE. lol i thought it was fucking awesome and it showed that he's willing to do whatever it takes to put a smile on a girl's face. that's important to us

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by squirrelly Oh and people who are like "I won't talk to anyone who isn't a such and such fan" Like, really? anger issues!

IDK about you, but Tiesto fans and Twilight fans lose a few brownie points IMO...

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Originally posted by squirrelly Oh and people who are like "I won't talk to anyone who isn't a such and such fan" Like, really? anger issues!

lol I laugh at the ones who insist that their 'dates' earn a certain amount of money.

The whole internet dating thing is still weird to me. I can't do it.

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Originally posted by Slylee oh yea i just remembered another thing my bf mentioned in his profile under "interests" was "keeping my girl HAPPY". i was like SCORE. lol i thought it was fucking awesome and it showed that he's willing to do whatever it takes to put a smile on a girl's face. that's important to us

stop BSing slylee, we all know what he REALLY wrote in his profile that caught your attention. i bet it was something like "i will eat your ass twice a day" which made you go gaga over him

i bet if i had sent you an email saying something like "hey babe i wanna eat your bum" you would be MY gf now and not his