sometimes i bring the ipod

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles LOL, I glanced at this paragraph and thought for a second that you were writing about eating cereal while you crapped.

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Originally posted by camshaft not usually, the echo gives it away. i ate an entire bowl of cheerios once though.

I'm just in and out, as fast as I can, so I can continue with my shit (pun pun). I don't particularly enjoy being in the shitter.

Once they called me about a job during and I had to tell them to call me in 10 minutes.

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Originally posted by Slylee no i'm weird when i take a crap. i have to have the faucet running and read something. i'm done in like a minute too.

+1

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I need silence/quiet. Having a fan on or water running creates a sense of urgency that I can't get down with. I like every shit to be a zen-like/religious experience.

i once took a pic of my shit and posted it on TA....

i was almost banned after doing so

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Originally posted by Mebot I thought girls only pooped sprinkles and rainbows

Tssss, girls are not unicorns.

Oh, and I love to read poetry when I'm pooping.

I always have the water running... even when I'm home by myself. It stresses me out that I can't turn on the water in the bathroom at work

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Originally posted by jennypie Lol, one of my favorite images to conjure in my head is of some smoking hot high maintenance bitch taking a really massive dump.

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Originally posted by squirrelly I always have the water running... even when I'm home by myself. It stresses me out that I can't turn on the water in the bathroom at work

There's gotta be some type of law that stops this.

I have noticed when some people call, that triggers a shitting session. Anyone else have someone do this to them?

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Originally posted by Renzo There's gotta be some type of law that stops this.

It's the damn sensor sinks! Where they only go off when your hands are in front of them.

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i've always wondered why is there such an urgency to read something while taking a shit.. like i barely ever read magazines but when it's time to go i gotta grab a book or something or worst case scenario read some shampoo bottle instructions. There must be some explanation to this

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