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Originally posted by Vivid Boy me: Hey I started at this new company called tapdatt enterprises and i was wondering if you had time for a quick question for marketing purposes? her: ? me: when you going to let me tap datt ass? her: fuck you me: thanks for my scarf!

ahahaha

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Originally posted by digitalbreach dd: sup gurl! Yukki: how did u get my # dd: no worries gurl...I'm a mod Yukki: wtf? dd: so when can I tap that? Yukki: wtf? what about Krypton dd: ditch him..bring Rose Yukki: NO Yukki: hmmm..maybe Yukki: just know I don't suck cock and I'm not the whore I pretend to be on TA (10 min go by) Yukki: u there??? Yukki: ??

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

lame, she thought i was someone else trying to play a trick on her

me: so when can i tap that
her: don't be fresh pierre
me: so i signed my name as cthulhu at applebee's today

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Originally posted by Sunsnail me: so when can i tap that her: don't be fresh pierre me: so i signed my name as cthulhu at applebee's today

ahaha

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Originally posted by digitalbreach dd: sup gurl! Yukki: how did u get my # dd: no worries gurl...I'm a mod Yukki: wtf? dd: so when can I tap that? Yukki: wtf? what about Krypton dd: ditch him..bring Rose Yukki: NO Yukki: hmmm..maybe Yukki: just know I don't suck cock and I'm not the whore I pretend to be on TA (10 min go by) Yukki: u there??? Yukki: ??

awesome

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by daydreamer yo: hola ella: hola, que tal yo: oye ella: si yo: te monto. ella: me amas? yo: ..... ella: me quieres? yo: ..... ella: ahi tienes tu respuesta.

epic!

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Me: Hey, I have a question.
*million hours later*
Guy: What's the question?
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat
Guy: Lol....anytime of the day....serious tho..do u wanna?
Me: Lmao. Sweet.







great thread!

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

woke up to this MSN message flashing on my taskbar



4:53:01 : "hey gurrrrrl! when you gonna let me tap that? I'm talking about your tap water naturally. Fresh water from the mountains of canada."

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by kadomony MajinNekoWeapon: i'm gonna tap dat ass. fff: hey! fff: sorry hunny, didn't you hear? MajinNekoWeapon: what fff: I gotta man MajinNekoWeapon: dat aint no thang fff: haha fff: your line is fff: whatcho man got ta do wiv me fff: I ain't tryin' ta heah dat see

i like that song

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy me: Hey I started at this new company called tapdatt enterprises and i was wondering if you had time for a quick question for marketing purposes? her: ? me: when you going to let me tap datt ass? her: fuck you me: thanks for my scarf!

hahah, the scarf story