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Originally posted by The17sss I know exactly what you're going through. I'll be upstairs in bed, and I'll hear the sound of a wrapper being chewed or the clinking sound of a spoon in the sink being licked. Those little bastards know damn well they aren't allowed on the counters, and as soon as we're in bed that's the first place they go. The kitchen has to be fucking spotless before going to bed or they'll get into something (or I have to lock them in a room). I'll jump out of bed and run down the stairs to catch them, and it's the same thing every time: the big one runs behind the TV and sits there looking innocent, knowing I can't get behind there and grab him, and the little one darts behind the couch. I used to be able to use the cat treats to get them to come to me, but they've figured out when I bust out the bag at 3:00 a.m. it's a trick to catch them. Little fuckers.

lol yea same thing here with busting out the treats and her figuring it out after a while. actually...sometimes i'd chase her down the hallway and she would go directly in the dog cage herself as if to say "ok ok i know, time out"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by ziptnf Except with your pillow, of course, right?

hahaha excellent joke

I never do anything in my sleep now, but I was nuts when I was a kid. My mom was up late in the kitchen one night when she heard me run down the stairs and down the hallway, and jump over the back of the couch. When she came over to see wtf happened, I was sound asleep on the couch. I also had a habit of pulling my dresser drawers in my sleep, and peeing into them thinking it was the toilet.

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Originally posted by Krypton Cats are just a taste of what you deal with with human toddlers.

that is exactly what i was saying when i was going through all of that with my cat. i literally had circles under my eyes every day from the lack of sleep from dealing with her at odd hours in the night. i told all my friends to get a kitten before deciding on having children lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee and yes krypton we do. i posted it recently in another thread, i forget which one...but i have actual orgasms in my sleep at least every couple of months from perverted sexual dreams i have. crazy shit.

Office-boner!

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Originally posted by Slylee that is exactly what i was saying when i was going through all of that with my cat. i literally had circles under my eyes every day from the lack of sleep from dealing with her at odd hours in the night. i told all my friends to get a kitten before deciding on having children lol

That's the truth. I have found that the bigger the cat, the calmer they are. Just my anecdote. All the small cats I'v seen were full of energy. While bigger cats (over 10lbs) were chiller. My cat that died a couple years ago used to go to bed when I went to bed, and sleep most of the night, before scratching at the door to get out of my room for litter box or food.

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my mom's male cat (adult) likes to push on the vertical blinds in the morning with his paw and meow really loud. omg i used to hate that cat in the mornings. he would pull that shit at like 7 a.m. on a sunday. he's very vocal and has her trained to feed him whenever he meows so he's a fat ass too. lol i always tell my mom that and she gets all defensive like "no i dont! he's not fat!" i'm like "yea OK mom"...fucking thing weighs more than my dog.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I elbowed my bf in the face one night in my sleep and made his nose bleed, lol. I just sat up out of bed and smashed him angrily in the face and then went right back to sleep.

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Originally posted by jennypie I elbowed my bf in the face one night in my sleep and made his nose bleed, lol. I just sat up out of bed and smashed him angrily in the face and then went right back to sleep.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone