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Originally posted by English Rachel Me: Can I tap that? Him: Tap what?? Me: You're rubbish, I thought of all people you'd give me a good response.... Next! Him: You can't tap but you can get tapped Rachel! Me: Can you tap this? Him: Like an irish pub landlord on st patty’s day love

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

Love yours Rach

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Originally posted by Rodrico Awesome

Best. Ever! bwaaaaahahahahaha

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Originally posted by geroin My try.. Me: Hey can I ask you something? Her: Yeah Me: When can I tap that? Her: Ur joking right Me: No why would I be joking Her: Cause its not going to happen loser Me: Why not? Her: Causeee I'm not like that Me: Alright so let me take you out for a dinner and then I can tap that ass Her: No Me: Ok so I'll pick you up at 8? Her: No u loser u better be joking I swear Me: This is no joking matter girl Her: Well u shouldn't be asking Me: So I should just do it without asking? Her: Oh yeaa lol Me: Niiice, can't wait Her: Ur a loser, it aint happening Me: Wtf? I already booked a hotel room Her: Hahaha very funny :/

lol best one

As expected, I tried with a few ppl and 99% responded immediately with, "When??"

One though-

Me: so uh, can i tap that?
Him: tap what?
Me: your ass.
Him: what would you tap it with?
Me: my tongue.
Him: perhaps.

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Originally posted by English Rachel Awww lol poor Gera. I am crying laughing here. Here's my other, Nick sent me one back Him: Can I tap that? Me: Like Liza Minnelli on Broadway, baby Him: Like a skeleton on a tin roof? Me: Like the KGB on a phone line Him: Like the US on an Iraqi oil pipeline? Me: Like Freddy Krueger on your window Him: Like an Ethiopian with a bucket? Me: Like a blind man with a cane LOL!

Lol, nice. Last line definitely gets the win.

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2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

me: Hey, can I tap that?

her: What the hell are you going on about? You found a date for your movie? I'm going to karaoke probably on adelaide tonight depends how I feel tho

me: So, can I tap that after?

her: Umm probably not! But have fun at your movie

me: I gave the pass away Thanks, at least now I know I have a chance at least

her: Huh? A chance at, what tapping me, I just said probably, not that, but anyways have a good night



I fail again.

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You should've worked the Karaoke into it. So many possibilities.

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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

L O L

2 fails out of 3, you guys have to hurry because in a few days, everyone will know about it.

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me:
Can I tap that?

her:
what

me:
It's been so long, can I tap that?

her:
lol what?

me:
you need it, I need it

her:
haha why do i need it

me:
you have needs and I can take care of them really good

her:
are you drunk

me:
No, cuz that would be disrespectful

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wow Aj 3 FAILS in a row
I think you should stop

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Feel the energy deep inside your system
And leave this world behind...

I think he's asking the wrong girls.