are you guys friends/was he kidding?

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

What? Hell naw I'm not friends with him, lol. I think he definitely is slow though.

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Originally posted by jennypie I'm actually typically more competent with computers than most chicks.

Word. Chicks have a totally counter-intuitive operating system.

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

I'm a problem solver/figure-outer by nature. I've always been good at figuring shit out on my own/thinking my way through things. I don't understand why this is so hard for a lot of people.

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Originally posted by jennypie I'm a problem solver/figure-outer by nature. I've always been good at figuring shit out on my own/thinking my way through things. I don't understand why this is so hard for a lot of people.

a lot of people are retards. Next time someone asks you for help give them this:

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

Honestly, while I do like helping others...I like to limit that help only to people who are willing to do for themselves. That is, I won't help a total fucking moron who expects everyone else to do shit for them all the time and never make an effort to teach themselves.

I feel like I've already made the mistake of being available to my one friend. She's a smart girl, just she doesn't handle stress well. So I always end up holding her hand through shit that really isn't that hard OR stressful. It's very annoying. Her problem is that she commits to failure before any outcome...so she's always sabotaging herself. I'm enraged just thinking about her spazzing out. Omg.

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Originally posted by jennypie I feel like I've already made the mistake of being available to my one friend. She's a smart girl, just she doesn't handle stress well. So I always end up holding her hand through shit that really isn't that hard OR stressful. It's very annoying. Her problem is that she commits to failure before any outcome...so she's always sabotaging herself. I'm enraged just thinking about her spazzing out. Omg.

Haha I totally know what you mean. These days even when I help my parents I just ask them questions and "lead" them to figure it out by themselves and they slowly learn to ask themselves the right questions and figure out how to do things without asking me. I saw my dad using bittorrent the other day.. I thought that was awesome

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

www.yorku.ca



That, for example, is hard for her to navigate and use. It's our school's website. She was practically in tears becuase it was too "confusing" for her to figure out how to enroll in classes and look at her timetable, etc.




edit: she's also freaking out about using the GO train tomorrow. She said "I've never ridden it before, I don't know where I'm going or where I'm supposed to get off."

Like, FFS..YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING??!! Bloody fucking hell. The train goes two fucking ways, and one of the stops is our university. NOT THAT HARD.

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Originally posted by jennypie

There's something to be said for pushing young birds out of the nest and hoping they figure the rest out on the way down.

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

I seriously don't know why I keep helping her. I'm fully aware that I'm being manipulated by her. It's a sickness, I swear.

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Originally posted by jennypie That is, I won't help a total fucking moron who expects everyone else to do shit for them all the time and never make an effort to teach themselves.

that's my mom lol


i mean she's not a moron, she's actually pretty intelligent but she's just a typical baby boomer and can't figure out most modern electronics and doesn't put in the effort to learn because she's "against it" lol (against it meaning she thinks everyone is an idiot with their cell phones glued to their ears and using the net from a cell phone to add twitter updates, etc...). she thinks everyone is insane...except her of course.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone