I remember a time where at least one person on the first page would reply:
don't send teh lettar

This place surely has lost it

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Originally posted by netroM I remember a time where at least one person on the first page would reply: don't send teh lettar This place surely has lost it

it seems like nowadays everyone is sending the letter due to our inability to communicate proper instruction on why not to.

But, he did already send the lettah

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Originally posted by jennypie You guys are wrong. Nothing satisfies the female ego more than her thinking she is THE one. Women love feeling like it's all about them. Why do you think they're so competitive with each other? They all want to be the bottom hoe.

Egg-bloody-zactly! And I sure as hell don't think this applies exclusively to "Asian women", Jay, otherwise the Pie wouldn't have mentioned it

That's when saying stuff about fate and stuff may be helpful. Naturally, it's useless to approach her right away and commit yourself right upfront, because that's creepy, to say the least. Insofar as you manage to relate this more magical side of things and look unsure as to whether she's the one (which leaves her some work to do ), there's nothing wrong with this.

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Originally posted by lenazi misread. romance is something better left served for someone you are in love with already and know. Romance to people you know nothing about is not a fortune cookie, seems kind of desperate, and is not recommended imo. what is romance without love? If he loves her already then that is just an extra thing to laugh at him about. also: i agree with eric. sing her a wang chung song and she will melt.

He doesn't love her: he's infatuated with her. I personally do believe in love at first sight, as long as this becomes love some time later (i.e. the process of love may have begun when they first laid their eyes on one another, but that doesn't mean they're in insta-love, or whatever).

Add that to what I said to Jenny: That's why I think giving the fortunate cookie was a bad move. He looked desperate, probably, and judging by his account of what happen, I could well see him opening his arms and saying "OMG< TAKE ME NAO... YUO CAN HAS TEH KITTEH AND TEH GOGGIE AND MAH PLAYSTESHUN TOO!" to her. Should he really give her the fortune, he could've mentioned it indirectly, and as if it could be someone else. That would put him in a much better start, as long as he manage to play it cool.

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Yeah. Doing shit like that tells a woman instantly that you put pussy on a pedestal, and most chicks will take advantage of that.

Considering this:



I'd say you've already scared her off. And by that I mean literally 'scared'.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On No, but I also don't drink out of a fucking sippy-cup you goddamned Appalachian.

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Originally posted by Domesticated Considering this: I'd say you've already scared her off. And by that I mean literally 'scared'.

Are you kidding, mate? If I were a woman and I met a guy that looked like Aphex Twin, I'd want to pluck his knob so hard in order to make him squeek in glee like a malfunctioning TB-303 that I'd probably drown him before that with an ocean of juice and joy that'd flow across the room from my blissful inner self.

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gay bro.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On No, but I also don't drink out of a fucking sippy-cup you goddamned Appalachian.

I never read any of this but if you really want her have you considered rape?

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he was hoping to win her over with that chinese cookie fortune lol

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Originally posted by jennypie I never said it was the right thing to do...just that you guys are wrong in thinking it's going to freak her out.

i freaked the fuck out when pat said he loved me after 3 months of dating lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone