Of course! Not ready now, I still have some travelling and money making to do, not to mention getting married lol

Kids are fucking great, don't know how some of you can say you "hate" kids. Don't you know enough that it's the parents to blame when a 3 year old is obnoxious?

I'd like at least 2 and if I can't physically have any, I'll gladly adopt. I'm not crazy about the pregnancy part of having kids. In fact, it's my biggest fear in life. I kinda wish I could skip right to the part where they are walking and talking, but oh well.

I'll be a great mom and I have no doubt that my children will be well mannered little darlings. I'll be damned if my kids are going to be obnoxious little brats walking around with iphones at 11 years old. Fucking people have no clue what they're doing with their kids these days, it's what's wrong with the world.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On You know, I just don't think he could satisfy me in that way. I would say that you'd do the trick, but I am unsure as to whether or not I could overpower you at first. In conclusion, cocks.

I think a staring contest would be in order.

And you'd have to show me your gums.

Cocks. (show me your cocks)

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Originally posted by yukii i want to live my life and without such a huge burden, & like JBJ said, they're not even cute.

I don't find babies cute, but little kids (3+ years) can be cute and are a lot more interesting to me because they can actually talk rather than just gurgle or babble isolated words.

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Originally posted by yukii i don't want kids. all they do is shit, cry, eat, and are a huge use of $ and time. i want to live my life and without such a huge burden, & like JBJ said, they're not even cute. they all look the same, cats are cuter than them.. so no thanks

Posts like this makes you look even more like a spoiled little child.

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lol, I love kids. It's so easy to make them laugh and smile when they're little. Singing, dancing, playing, reading, pretending...its like they're a part of their own little world and you can turn on the lights, fill it with majic...

I think a lot of people are really turned off by kids because of a few parents who don't understand kids need sleep. Usually when I see kids misbehaving its because they're sleepy.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles I don't find babies cute, but little kids (3+ years) can be cute and are a lot more interesting to me because they can actually talk rather than just gurgle and babble.

+1 not crazy about babies either but i can honestly say that my 4 year old nephew has made me laugh as hard as i do when i watch family guy.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

meh, yeah, babies are useless at that stage. after 2 when they can talk, they are obnoxious or think they can fool you with shit & think the world revolves around them & have panic attacks if you don't buy them a doll they fell in love with .20 sec ago. bleh- i don't want to put up with that.

i think the ONLY nice stage is when they're past being retarded but before being a 'teen' or tween.. like around 7-11 or 12 yrs.. after that, then they start getting into boys/girls & 'phases' & unless you have a whip on them since birth & taught them well, they will just be spoiled brats.. then they leave, & forget their parents. im just saying this cos this is what i used to hear from american kids during hschool.

e: maybe i've just had bad experiences when i used to babysit a lot

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

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Originally posted by Slylee my 4 year old nephew has made me laugh as hard as i do when i watch family guy.

+1 on their hilariousness

Monday when Marc and I had the families over for dinner, his little niece decided that she wanted Ania to be the one to take her to the potty. So we go and she's chillin on the edge of the seat and I'm holding her steady so she doesn't fall in (she's tiny) and her face goes all funny and she's like "Okee Ahhnnna, ah pooped"

I saw nothing in the toilet so I asked her "Where the poop go?"

She beams at me and says " It hiding in my bum "

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

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LOL

my mom told me that recently when my nephew was staying at her house, he was in the bedroom supposed to be getting dressed (just had a bath) and my mom was getting dinner ready. he comes out in the kitchen completely naked and goes, "mimi...i think i'll have dinner like this"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

My friend's 4 year old son was eating one of those yogurt tubes, and he couldn't get the yogurt from the bottom so he asked his mom to cut the top off for him.

Well she said "Ben, it's just like a freezie, you know that. Just squeeze the bottom." Obviously because he's playing stupid and just wants to be babied. I mean this kid is smart - really smart. He does shit with a knowing smirk on his face all the time just to see what he can get away with.

Anyway, he kept bugging his mom to cut the top off, with that knowing smirk the whole time...so I blurted out "Omg Ben you're a smart kid, stop being gay!"

And he screwed up his face and said "I'm not gay, YOU'RE gay! "



Lolololol.