Originally posted by bas
Yeah Astroglyde rocks. Just make sure she doesn't leave it in her nightstand when her dad helps you guys move. Awkwaaarrrddd.
my parents repainted my sister's room while she was in europe. she was informed of this and put everything away that parents shouldn't see. unfortunately for her, she completely forgot about an old present she'd had for years.
when she got back she was unpacking everything dad had put away, and came across her "industrial-sized" tube of lube.
she's hoping dad gave her credit for the fact it wasn't used, but they never ever discussed it haha.
Jan-23-2010 04:21
Sonic_c
Heaven Scent
Registered: Jul 2008
Location: Midlands
I have a silicon vagine which is mege fun when the gf is not around. Anyway clearly you have to wash it afterwards.
I left it in the family sink, sister found it and was like "riiiiich whats this in the sink"
Processing a highly structured and complex pattern of sensory input as a unified percept of "music" is probably one of the most elaborate features of the human brain.....understanding how music is perceived and how it may elicit intense sensations is far from being understood.
Jan-23-2010 17:23
igottaknow
PerfectTeeth R4 Dinosaurs
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatik
O_o
I'm thoroughly confused by this post.
You ok?
I was going to ask you how does one get into those tight jeans you wear.
Jan-23-2010 17:35
Intellekshual
tranceaddict in training
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Oubliette
quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
I was going to ask you how does one get into those tight jeans you wear.
They stretch. .. and despite them looking very tight they're surprisingly very comfortable.
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Jan-23-2010 19:37
nefardec
Tranceaddict in tranning
Registered: Oct 2004
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
my parents repainted my sister's room while she was in europe. she was informed of this and put everything away that parents shouldn't see. unfortunately for her, she completely forgot about an old present she'd had for years.
when she got back she was unpacking everything dad had put away, and came across her "industrial-sized" tube of lube.
she's hoping dad gave her credit for the fact it wasn't used, but they never ever discussed it haha.
do you and your sister talk about lube often?
Jan-23-2010 19:51
yukii
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2008
Location:
i think i understand how someone can lose interest in someone they even love, i guess if it happens, recognize it.
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that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever.
fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!
Jan-24-2010 06:36
chlola
Suspended User
Registered: Jul 2009
Location: City Of Angels
You gtfo as fast as you can.
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Jan-24-2010 06:38
Teutonic
tranceaddict in training
Registered: Jan 2010
Location: Moscow
if i lose interest in partner i begin to fuck another
Jan-24-2010 16:45
darkdoze
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2007
Location: Black Robot Nation
Try to hang in there if the relationship is important to you. The interest does come back, but in my experience its not consistent.
My g/f works long hours, sometimes from 6am to 1am, then has to be back at work again at 6am the next day. She's so tired that she's not interested in sex, which is a buzzkill for me but I understand. I guess that's why god invented Redtube?
Jan-24-2010 21:46
Sonic_c
Heaven Scent
Registered: Jul 2008
Location: Midlands
quote:
Originally posted by darkdoze
Try to hang in there if the relationship is important to you. The interest does come back, but in my experience its not consistent.
My g/f works long hours, sometimes from 6am to 1am, then has to be back at work again at 6am the next day. She's so tired that she's not interested in sex, which is a buzzkill for me but I understand. I guess that's why god invented Redtube?
Processing a highly structured and complex pattern of sensory input as a unified percept of "music" is probably one of the most elaborate features of the human brain.....understanding how music is perceived and how it may elicit intense sensations is far from being understood.
Jan-25-2010 00:33
Rostros
Carbon Sasquatch
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: United Kingdom
1. Lingerie
2. Weekend's Away
3. Romantic Meals
4. Home-made Videos
5. Groping each other in public
6. Rough Sex
7. Dirty Talk
That should be enough for a couple of years.
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Jan-25-2010 10:40
Energy_3
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2008
Location: Adelaide - Earth
quote:
Originally posted by Sonic_c
I have a silicon vagine which is mege fun when the gf is not around. Anyway clearly you have to wash it afterwards.
I left it in the family sink, sister found it and was like "riiiiich whats this in the sink"
Ha
nice, I have always wondered about silicon vag's, when your done take it out the back and hose it out.
