I know you will. And I will take the necessary epic pics or stfu instructions from the cor. It will be epic. I will then start an epic thread with said epic pictures. The lulz will be epic.

I can't wait to get you epically drunk. And pee on you. Get excited.

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Originally posted by Renzo "Holy shit, pkc was right. Stu's skin is soft."

Softer than silk. Especially in the 'hard to reach' places

What.

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Stu, I'm gonna need you to send me pics of you jerking off to my email. Don't worry, it's not for me. It's for Banora.

She's weird like that.

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Originally posted by Renzo Stu, I'm gonna need you to send me pics of you jerking off to my email. Don't worry, it's not for me. It's for Banora. She's weird like that.

Yeah, fuck! What's up with her? Damn it.

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She suffers from Acute Vagilis Menteramassulitis [AVM}. It's just a fancy term for when her vagina gets itchy and she needs something to hold her off.

Don't judge her, you inconsiderate jerk. For one day, your vagina will surely itch, too.

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Originally posted by igottaknow Huh? Is slylee posting under your account? you sound like a babbling teenage girl.

I'm sorry. Let me explain it to you in language you can understand.

A girl touched me in my no no spot because she liked virgin peepees and her friend (my friend's sister) got mad and didn't let her play with her toys anymore. You and this girl have a lot in common, actually.

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Itchy vaginas, FUCK. What the hell is the world coming to? Once upon a time, Renzo, there was none of this 'itchy vagina' stuff happening. Oh no, there wasn't. Maybe before your time. Maybe not. Can we even define time? Fuck you, that's the answer.

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That's a good point, Stuart. I specifically remember one time, at age ten, when I tried to climb a fence and my balls got caught on the fence. And did it hurt ONE BIT? DID IT HURT AT ALL? Fuck yes, it did. But that's beside the point. Now did I run home and cry to my mother like a little bitch? Fuck yes, I did. But that's beside the point.

Itchy vaginas are all in the head. Your balls getting caught in the fence is a lot more real. It hurts the heart. Fuck, I'm something like a prophet.

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Originally posted by Renzo She suffers from Acute Vagilis Menteramassulitis [AVM}. It's just a fancy term for when her vagina gets itchy and she needs something to hold her off. Don't judge her, you inconsiderate jerk. For one day, your vagina will surely itch, too.

I do not have an itchy vag! Its just not been used in awhile.

Confucius say, "woman who go to sleep with itchy vag, wake up with itchy asshole."

Now I'm not sure who Confucius is exactly, but I believe he directed Dr. Dre's last video.

Yeah, balls in an electric fence. Now that's hot. Hot, as in TEMPERATURE, not like a turn on, you weird fucker. Jesus. It's like you want me to keep bringing that up. Every time you open the fridge to grab a beer, you think about the electric fence, and grabbing a dick from the fridge. WHY would you have dicks in the fridge, Renzo? Do they keep longer in the fridge? You'd better tell me. There's nothing worse than dick past it's use-by date.

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