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chico should write an ÖZmözis review. |
very well, some thoughts as i remember them:
We arrived at the room around 2pm after Oz had been asleep approx 1hr. Jay was getting ready to leave and shouted at Oz to get up before he 'punched him in the asshole'. Oz rolled out of bed onto the floor and bounced off the wall with a cry of "bonjourno!" where he lay for a few minutes.
Gradually he got to his feet (a temporary state for the first 15 minutes) and sauntered into the living room of the junior suite. mumuring random sentiments, mostly indecipherable as one speaking in tongues, he began inching back and forth between the lamp and the TV table.
Vince texted Jay:
"How's Oz doing LOL"
as he then proceeded to fall through the standing lamp and into AMK. he arose slowly.
back up with his thumbs in his belt loops, his little feet were stepping back and forth and side to side like a linedancer. for some reason he was sure his bag needed to be ready to pass through customs so after trying in vain to establish where he thought he was it was decided it was easier just to fuck with him for our amusement by convincing him he was going back home to kentucky.
attempting to pick some items from the coffee table he bent forward only to stumble backwards, spin around and headbutt the plasma screen TV. collapsing to the couch he was eventually resurrected to put on his socks (located in the bathroom) and leave.
heading down to the concierge to check-out he did an excellent job of confusing the situation for the poor girl working the afternoon shift and was forcibly removed from the front desk by Jay to allow the transaction to be completed.
as we headed down to the ATM for jay to pickup cash we managed to convince a bewildered Oz that he hadn't seen Sied play, instead Above and Beyond and Yoji had been added to the bill and we were going back to catch the end of his set and say goodbye to Sied which he acknowledged was important for him to do.
insisting on returning to the room for his vaseline we assured him he had already used the whole bottle and now was his time to go, bid farewell and he departed with Jay.
Oz's exact words just before leaving were:
"i'm actually a bit confused as to what's going on right now"
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is this the shirt you're referring to? it's covered in blood charlie, santa's blood you goddamn lunatic
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Very jealous.
