Me and my friends were wasted at a frat party, and my buddy stole some fratfag's Wii.

Last night, while driving home my friends jumped out of the car and stole 2 orange traffic cones. We use them as goalies for ball hockey.

I acquired an ankh necklace last night but lost my $3 gloves. Hmmm.

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To many, some of the fond memories.

Woke up one morning wrapped up in some kind of giant banner. Once I managed to untangle myself the banner revealed "Nevada Bobs Golf Shop!"

I still have a few road signs in the loft, it may seem like an obvious theft but it was what they represent. I use to live in Farnborough and my house was right next to the public entrance for the Farnborough Air show. So every 2 years it was on, the organisers would set up a 1 way system around the roads of the surrounding residents.

Each year, me and a mate of mine would bitch at how inefficient the 1 way system was and actually generated more traffic then filtering it. Coming home drunk one night, we decided to re-plan the 1 way system. We sat down for an hour drawing out plans and everything and of we went, we were finished by 5am and a job well done!

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