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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Wanking at work isn’t in my job description, doesn’t make it wrong.

Oh, yes it does. It makes you a time thief!

The ideal employee is a humorless, libidoless robot. Unless perhaps you are a comedian or a porn star.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Oh, yes it does. It makes you a time thief! The ideal employee is a humorless, libidoless robot. Unless perhaps you are a comedian or a porn star.

When did you decide to start being a smart arse? I like it.

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I suppose I go through phases for some reason. Remember this?:

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=539136

lol i love people that think they can fuck with bouncers.

i think the 1st thing i learned going out aeons ago is that YOU DONT FUCK WITH BOUNCERS ITS THEIR PLAYGROUND / HOUSE. if you act like a douchebag or piss them off, your fucked. just don't be a fucking mongoloid or do dumb shit, 99.9% you'll avoid anything to do with them.


seriously man. one time i got searched for no reason and i made a comment "really man?" and he straight up asked me "there gonna be a problem" all defensively and shit and 6 other guys came over and i instantly shut up.

another time ive seen bouncers haul a kid off into a back room and then seconds later a guy run in after (another bouncer) with chains around his fist. kid probably got tuned up.

anything goes man. your dealing with meatheads who all they do is get jacked in a gym every day and then just stand around looking to start a fight, you really wanna go head on with kids like that, especially when they got a crew? lolllll

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Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights if you can't grasp that maliciously pushing someone into the street is not in a bouncers job description (and that remaining level-headed certainly is) then i'm sorry, i can't help you.

I don't care what's in his job description, the kid didn't get pushed into the street until he came back for more (and more) punishment. When he was pushed on his ass on the sidewalk, that should have been enough to diffuse the situation. The kid's a moron, and I wouldn't have cared if he was run over by a taxi while he was sprawled on the street.

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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.

I didn't think this video was very entertaining. Can you post something better?

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Originally posted by igottaknow I didn't think this video was very entertaining. Can you post something better?

Yes; something with a beat that we can dance to.

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Originally posted by Ygrene Yes; something with a beat that we can dance to.

Do you have any hip hop?

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Originally posted by igottaknow I didn't think this video was very entertaining. Can you post something better?

was the white chick on dust eating some dudes fried chicken in the bronx video on page 4 not enough?

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JUST ME N YOU

^ LOL
"crack is wack"
"then wtf you on??"
"DUST"

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Originally posted by Ygrene Yes; something with a beat that we can dance to.

And some actual singing? You know, songs I know the words to?