i bought enough chocolate yesterday to feed an army.

pot of gold mixed boxes in heart shape that were 15 dollars were on sale for 3.99 a piece.

best thing about VD, other than sharing it with others.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay if you tried any harder it might cut into your masturbation time you silly kike.

While I must admit that feeding a rare species of shit troll as yourself is a guilty pleasure of mine, your lame antisemitic yelps scream of desperate realization of just how feeble-minded you are and incapable of conjuring up even a decent insult. Grasping at the straws, there Adolf... Don't you have some small creature to torture or steaming bowl of diarhea waiting for ya? Slurpy slurp, skinhead fluffing butt pirate... Slurpy slurp, motherfucker

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how many auschwitz survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay how many auschwitz survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How do you circumcise a polak? Punch his mother in a jaw.

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i forgot the punchline anyway...something about screwing your own family equals incest or something.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay i forgot the punchline anyway...something about screwing your own family equals incest or something.

I don't think he said, "Punch his mother in the Jew."

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Originally posted by EddieZilker I don't think he said, "Punch his mother in the Jew."

Who turned out the lights; all the cockroaches are crawling out of the woodwork?

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Originally posted by aNYthing Who turned out the lights; all the cockroaches are crawling out of the woodwork?

You're in one of those rare states where your intelligence has become a liability. To say the lights are on but no one is home, doesn't adequately describe the situation. The lights are on. Someone is home. There's even running water. Still, you've found yourself unsettled by your own shadow so you wear a blindfold.

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get a room you queers

If Tom Hanks were wood he'd be Tom Planks.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker You're in one of those rare states where your intelligence has become a liability. To say the lights are on but no one is home, doesn't adequately describe the situation. The lights are on. Someone is home. There's even running water. Still, you've found yourself unsettled by your own shadow so you wear a blindfold.

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Originally posted by aNYthing

Here we have the blindfold.

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