At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."

"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead"

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"

"Is, Senor, that's the one."

"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?"

"From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod."

"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"

"Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."

"Dead horse? What dead horse?"

"The thoroughbred, Senor Rod."

"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"

"Yes Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."

"Are you insane? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire, Senor."

"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

"The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."

"What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?"

"Yes, Senor Rod."

"But there's electricity at the house!! What was the candle for?"

"For the funeral, Senor Rod."

"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?"

"Your wife's, Senor Rod. She showed up very late last night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Taylor Made Super Quad 460 golf club."

SILENCE........... LONG SILENCE...........

"Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep shit!!"

classic:

A twin-engine plane has one of its engines fail; altitude and air speed are rapidly decreasing. The pilot speaks over the intercom. 'I'm sorry it had to come to this folks, but unfortunately we're gonna have to jettison baggage in order for the aircraft to remain airborne.'

Baggage is thrown out, but the plane's speed continues to decrease. Again the pilot gets on the intercom. 'I hate to have to do this, but now we're gonna have to start off-loading passengers. The only fair way to do it is alphabetically, so
we'll start with the letter 'A'.

'Africans, any Africans on board?'

No one answers

'Ok then, 'B'..

Black people, any black people?'

Again, silence.

'C' - Coloured people, any Coloured people on board?

Silence.

A little black boy in the back turns to his mother. 'But Mom, aren't we African?, aren't we Black? Aren't we Coloured?'

'Yes son, but for the purpose of this exercise we is Niggas. Let dem Mexicans and Muslims go first.'

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I love black humor

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Originally posted by malek classic: A twin-engine plane has one of its engines fail; altitude and air speed are rapidly decreasing. The pilot speaks over the intercom. 'I'm sorry it had to come to this folks, but unfortunately we're gonna have to jettison baggage in order for the aircraft to remain airborne.' Baggage is thrown out, but the plane's speed continues to decrease. Again the pilot gets on the intercom. 'I hate to have to do this, but now we're gonna have to start off-loading passengers. The only fair way to do it is alphabetically, so we'll start with the letter 'A'. 'Africans, any Africans on board?' No one answers 'Ok then, 'B'.. Black people, any black people?' Again, silence. 'C' - Coloured people, any Coloured people on board? Silence. A little black boy in the back turns to his mother. 'But Mom, aren't we African?, aren't we Black? Aren't we Coloured?' 'Yes son, but for the purpose of this exercise we is Niggas. Let dem Mexicans and Muslims go first.'

And you cry about racism towards French Canadians

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This is clearly labelled as a joke, some idiot doesn't know where to draw the line.

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Originally posted by malek This is clearly labelled as a joke, some idiot doesn't know where to draw the line.

Relax, I'm just giving you shit

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Originally posted by malek This is clearly labelled as a joke, some idiot doesn't know where to draw the line.

Do you suffer from Bloc Quebecois?

Aches and pains in your referendum?

Then try our *NEW* Separation-H cream!

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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.

Malek is just a smelly old wasp.

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Originally posted by Alex Malek is just a smelly old wasp.

I'd watch it if I were you, Malek can still ban you here in the COR

No more of that shit from you please.

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Fine

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Originally posted by Alex Fine

No whining about it either

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