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Originally posted by rdevito Think about it: Children are like clients, they want all of you all the time.

Until they become teenagers.

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Originally posted by ziptnf Until they become teenagers.

Then they are like robbers: "GIMME YO MONEY BITCH!" then they disappear.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

Fuck that, I had a job so that I didn't have to jack all my parent's money.

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I tried so hard to get a job as a teenager. Fuck. Everywhere was "you need experience to get hired!" Fuck you how do I get experience if you don't hire me *stabs that person with a pen*

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

My first job was working in a concession stand. I was 14 and was paid 5 bucks an hour. When I was 16 I got a job as a lifeguard and got a 2 dollar raise. Easy peasy.

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Originally posted by Banora I tried so hard to get a job as a teenager. Fuck. Everywhere was "you need experience to get hired!" Fuck you how do I get experience if you don't hire me *stabs that person with a pen*

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Originally posted by ziptnf My first job was working in a concession stand. I was 14 and was paid 5 bucks an hour. When I was 16 I got a job as a lifeguard and got a 2 dollar raise. Easy peasy.

I have/had my life guard certification in Denmark. Oddly the pool I applied to wouldn't accept it so I asked them if people drowned differently in the US than in Denmark. The manager didn't answer but still didn't hire me.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by ziptnf Evil, shit-stain children are only a reflection of their parents' parenting skill. Expensive is a given, but all children have the ability to be raised properly.

I was a terror child because of ADD, not parenting.

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Originally posted by Banora I have/had my life guard certification in Denmark. Oddly the pool I applied to wouldn't accept it so I asked them if people drowned differently in the US than in Denmark. The manager didn't answer but still didn't hire me.

Well you probably could have taken a short course and/or recertified by taking the test downtown at the Pool management center on Jefferson street or whatever and gotten the job.

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Originally posted by WittyHandle I was a terror child because of ADD, not parenting.

Yeah, this is a widespread problem that isn't quite so easy to fix without zombie drugs. If your kid has ADD that would suck.

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Originally posted by WittyHandle I was a terror child because of ADD, not parenting.

Did your parents make you take that shitty Ritalin?

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by Banora I just don't like kids, I didn't even like them when I was a kid. They're just not for me.

I love you duck.

Seriously my favourite animal are baby quack quacks.

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Nothing lasts, nothing lasts, everything is changing into something else. Nothing is wrong, nothing is wrong, everything is on track...

You know, William Blake said... uh, nothing is lost. Nothing is lost and I... I really believe that, we only move on...

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Originally posted by Banora Did your parents make you take that shitty Ritalin?

No one made me take anything. And don't knock something that works wonders for a lot of people just because others misuse it.