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Originally posted by j0st1 You dont get it, you really dont get it! You are trying to help? What the fuck is you problem? You are not helping at all, the only thing you do is pushing me down in the dirt. Yure are mocking me to make me feel bad, just you can feel better! You are a lowly scum! Some people are alive just because it's fucking illegal to shoot them! You are a proof

do you think about shooting people often ? I don't believe in violence. I was once accosted by 3 sailors. I mean they were ripped and handsome beyond what is normal. I mean fabulous. If you are into that. And while i was having my fanny tickled, I thought, i could react in violence but that never solves anything. So I told them that they can each take 5 minutes if they give me 5 minutes to talk about the gospel of Jesus Christ.

I am distressed that I am not helping. I mean I know more about music than you could learn in a lifetime. I mean if you were to say draw a dot on your penis to represent what you know, and then you said, hey, show me how much you know by taking that dot in your hand and pulling really hard. Well i'm a afraid you might be missing 1 genital. In a way , I suppose it is unfair that you have to live in a world were people like me , talented beyond belief, a career in the field , and the sort of rugged looks ala ricky martin that girls fall for. I mean i understand why you are stressed. I am all the advantages of a straight man giften with super human musical feats. In fact my greatness is in many areas. I completed the swan level jazzercize in just 3 months. Most take 2 years.

To be honest, i can't really tell you why it is I am so good at music. but it is all relative. Perhaps you could explain why you are so bad at music and then I would have a better understanding of myself and just how awesome I really am.

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Originally posted by Looney4Clooney Perhaps you could explain why you are so bad at music and then I would have a better understanding of myself and just how awesome I really am.

This is sig worthy.

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Originally posted by Looney4Clooney do you think about shooting people often ? I am distressed that I am not helping. I mean I know more about music than you could learn in a lifetime. I mean if you were to say draw a dot on your penis to represent what you know, and then you said, hey, show me how much you know by taking that dot in your hand and pulling really hard. Well i'm a afraid you might be missing 1 genital. In a way , I suppose it is unfair that you have to live in a world were people like me , talented beyond belief, a career in the field , and the sort of rugged looks ala ricky martin that girls fall for. I mean i understand why you are stressed. I am all the advantages of a straight man giften with super human musical feats. In fact my greatness is in many areas. I completed the swan level jazzercize in just 3 months. Most take 2 years. To be honest, i can't really tell you why it is I am so good at music. but it is all relative. Perhaps you could explain why you are so bad at music and then I would have a better understanding of myself and just how awesome I really am.

This is why you are not helping. You only tell what i do, not what it wrong nor good. You only see yourself and you mock me because I lack experiance. I mastered the guitar in one year, I was 12, then I got bored stopped playing. Now i almost never play because I lack the experience i once had. You can never help me because you are fucked up socially. You compare everything with what you have done so you think everyone suck. I suggest that you leave me completly alone, If you want to help me, never speak to me again. That is the best you can do you selfish bastard. And I feel offended by you calling and claiming that I am gay, you said I was the homophobic, you are the one. Think before you speak. jerk

I never claimed you were gay. And if I did, that doesn't make you a homophobe. Taking that as an insult would be homophobic. I was just passing on wisdom from other producers.

As far as my social issues ? Hard to take from a guy that talks about shooting people.

You have me all wrong. I really do want to help. But in order to help, we need find out what the problem is. And the problem is that you suck. So we need to investigate what exactly is it that makes you so bad. Then we can implement solutions.

Make a list , 10 items of why you are bad at music. Trust me. This is a very healthy and constructive exercise. Then we can find how to improve those things.

For example, well for me, i could not really do that list but I can do a similar exercise. Since i am already incredibly talented, what I do is list what exactly is so awesome, then I take that list and find ways to be even better so for example

1. amazing producer
2. incredible musician
3. can outrun a bear
4. I am a christian
5. I can count to at least a million
6. I am ridiculously hot. I mean this jelly is not ready for consumption
7. I am rich
8. I can hold my breath for 23 minutes
9. I can do both the backcrawl and the front crawl.
10. I am a delta force member ( part time when shit gets crazy )

and then a list of how to improve

1. be a super amazing producer
2. an even more incredible musician
3. Wrestle a bear so I don't need to run
4. Be a baptist
5. Count to 2 million
6. NA
7. ****** rich.
8. hold my girlfriend's breath for 23 minutes
9. Butterfly stroke
10. NA

it is all about pushing the limit.

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Originally posted by Looney4Clooney I never claimed you were gay. And if I did, that doesn't make you a homophobe. Taking that as an insult would be homophobic. I was just passing on wisdom from other producers. As far as my social issues ? Hard to take from a guy that talks about shooting people. You have me all wrong. I really do want to help. But in order to help, we need find out what the problem is. And the problem is that you suck. So we need to investigate what exactly is it that makes you so bad. Then we can implement solutions. Make a list , 10 items of why you are bad at music. Trust me. This is a very healthy and constructive exercise. Then we can find how to improve those things. For example, well for me, i could not really do that list but I can do a similar exercise. Since i am already incredibly talented, what I do is list what exactly is so awesome, then I take that list and find ways to be even better so for example 1. amazing producer 2. incredible musician 3. can outrun a bear 4. I am a christian 5. I can count to at least a million 6. I am ridiculously hot. I mean this jelly is not ready for consumption 7. I am rich 8. I can hold my breath for 23 minutes 9. I can do both the backcrawl and the front crawl. 10. I am a delta force member ( part time when shit gets crazy )

You say I suck, well to suck in something like music is a very wide subject! There are lots of things to focus on. you are the 5th person who tells me I am bad, and everyone has done the same thing as you, namely mocking. I cant do a list of what i do wrong unless I know what i have to do.
the things you list is everything but me.
1. I am a potential producer
2. I am good with instruments
3. Never did running with a bear, but i run 100 meters on 10.2
4. I am a atheist. Hate every godly religion
5. I dont care about counting
6. Girls like me, for what i look like and who i am
7. I can live with my economy
8. You are dead long before 23 minutes without breathing but thats nothing i cant like.
9. I can frontflip and backflip
10. I had sex with a mom, milf

was it weird having sex with your mom ? I read an article how Norwegians tend to view incest as just bonding. Kinda interesting. I'm more into teens. There is something about an innocent pre pubescent woman that makes me so hot. KILF !

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Originally posted by Looney4Clooney was it weird having sex with your mom ? I read an article how Norwegians tend to view incest as just bonding. Kinda interesting. I'm more into teens. There is something about an innocent pre pubescent woman that makes me so hot. KILF !

stupid, with a friends mom. You are just so annoying. I really wish you try holding you breath for 23 minutes

i really need to turn topic notifications off. trying to work on a paper and constantly getting messages about this thread which has provided extreme pleasure yet prevented me from getting any work done. oh well, worth it.

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8. hold my girlfriend's breath for 23 minutes

when you accomplish this, please document and write an in-depth tutorial i can follow.

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Originally posted by Excess i really need to turn topic notifications off. trying to work on a paper and constantly getting messages about this thread which has provided extreme pleasure yet prevented me from getting any work done. oh well, worth it. when you accomplish this, please document and write an in-depth tutorial i can follow.

I am glad you enjoy reading how i being mocked, and how i answer in despair without having them to understand. I will however, have this tread deleted in a week.
Keep up the paper work

why do polish people take things so seriously. Chill out.

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Originally posted by j0st1 I am glad you enjoy reading how i being mocked, and how i answer in despair without having them to understand. I will however, have this tread deleted in a week. Keep up the paper work

because after many years of participating in the fun of the interwebs, you learn to not only not give two fucks about what anyone says, but also learn to enjoy the nonsensical reactions of those who do still give any fucks

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