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Originally posted by WittyHandle

Go for women in their teens. Like 16, 17 those girls will give an older guy a chance more so than 18 or 19 or girls your age. You just have to be young yourself. No older than 30.

The first step is admitting you are a problem.

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Originally posted by Acton I'm off to Moscow in a month or two, I'll try and grab one then. I love the Russian accent too, there's something about it that makes my balls tingle.

Dude there are so many whores in moscow. One visit to 911 aurora and boom. Your dry streak will end. Just don't be a pussy and pay for it, you are one way or the other.

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Originally posted by zGoogleman Dude there are so many whores in moscow. One visit to 911 aurora and boom. Your dry streak will end. Just don't be a pussy and pay for it, you are one way or the other.

Who said anything about a dry streak? lol. I've had ample 'relations' over the past few years, I've just not met anyone that I consider suitable to be in a relationship with, because that's what I'm currently looking for...... and I'm a picky bastard....

... and something tells me that I wont find her down 911 Aurora, Moscow, despite how much I love the Russian accent

Thanks, though

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Originally posted by Acton Who said anything about a dry streak? lol. I've had ample 'relations' over the past few years, I've just not met anyone that I consider suitable to be in a relationship with, because that's what I'm currently looking for...... and I'm a picky bastard.... ... and something tells me that I wont find her down 911 Aurora, Moscow, despite how much I love the Russian accent Thanks, though

Well you picky bastard lower your standards and choose a girl about to turn the legal age. Then marry her. Women spend their lives naive and stupid and you need to find one to cultivate if you are that picky.

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Originally posted by Euforix This is indeed the hardest part I think. I mean how can you know what standards are the suitable ones for you?

if you haven't gotten laid in 2 years, chances are you know they are of suitable caliber simply if they are willing to sleep with you. It really doesn't matter at that point anymore what they look like. Take a look in the mirror, accept that god beat you mercilessly with an ugly stick, man up and realize that a chick with a mustache means no one better will come along to compete. 2 years is a long time in cock years man...

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Originally posted by LoveHate and I cant even get one of them to like me..

This is where it all went wrong, dont try so hard!

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Originally posted by Euforix So you agree with "You can't find love, love finds you"?

maybe alittle, but what i meant is do not try so hard to impress them actually do the oposite.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Yes! Offend them! Bitches love to be offended.

What im trying to say is just dont be afraid of saying what you feel like saying, even if that can offend them you should be real... to many guys are just afraid too speak up and agrees with them to easly, However this is just my opinion and what works from my experience.

Last edited by Fest on Jan-25-2012 at 17:14