back when i was 16 one day my mom really pissed me off so i yelled out, "bitch, fuck off!"

I am surprised none of you ever really completely went off on anyone

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I called a co worker "red-shirt"

When I was a drunken teenager , I asked a girl to dance - she flatly refused - in front of her mates .. " Dyke ! - I shagged your mother "
She started wailing " My mother died 4 months ago - you bastard "
' Yeah , I know , I dug her up and shagged her .'

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Got my self one of those Anti-Bullying wristbands.....stole it from a fat kid.x

When I was... I dunno, like 19 or 20 I went to this party and I saw a girl who I really didn't like flirting with a guy I really liked. She was a massive slut and had just had a miscarriage, but was out partying and drinking like two days after posting about her miscarriage on facebook. After he walked away I went up to her and it went like this:

Me: "So, hey, how does it feel knowing you're nothing more than a living sock men use to jack off into?"

Her: "what you say bitch?"

Me: "I mean its true. No one is ever going to love you... I mean, your own baby killed itself rather than having you as a mother."

I thought she was going to attack me, but she burst into tears and left the party.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by OrangestO Yea... that's some pussy shit. You're going to open your big mouth and then run like a little bitch when someone wants to square off because of it? If someone was to knock you the fuck out without you motivating them to, I can understand. But to say you'd instigate it and then run and get a lawyer or a cop = that's that shit I don't like.

You're not very good with reading comprehension, are you? First of all, standing one's ground and threatening to sue is not running - it's standing. Secondly, where did I say I instigate things? I never/extremely rarely insult someone unprovoked.

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I tend to speak before I think, so I've said some really nasty things in passing that I never intended to say, or mean. Just sometimes, the truth hurts and I'm an honest fellow. Most times it leaves me feeling embarrassed and I find a private moment to apologize to the person I've offended. Some of my better friendships began after apologizing for really hurting them with something stupid I'd said earlier that day.

That said:

A girl at work was crying (yet again) about her bf who had been "playing houdini" for the last few months, except that THIS time she had finally called it off and broken up with him because she'd finally "had enough."

To which I responded "So, how long has he been cheating on you and how stupid do you feel right now?" Probably not the best thing to say to a girl going through emotional trauma after being cheated on, but our co-workers had been telling her to dump the guy for a really long time, and I'd grown tired of her bullshit, weekly crying acts at work.

I guess I hit a nerve because she never spoke to me after that.

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Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.

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Originally posted by Spam and I'd grown tired of her bullshit, weekly crying acts at work. I guess I hit a nerve because she never spoke to me after that.

Haha, reminds me of when I worked at the snooty steak house with a bunch of gold digging whores as hostesses. They were always crying about how difficult their lives were (note, all of these girls except for me came from wealthy or upper-middle-class families). One girl, Maggie, used to complain about how guys think she's a slut and gets mad that all they want her for is sex.

I eventually got tired of it and said: "Well, you had a kid at 14 and get black out drunk every night at 'da clubz'. I can't imagine why guys think you're easy."

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by Banora When I was... I dunno, like 19 or 20 I went to this party and I saw a girl who I really didn't like flirting with a guy I really liked. She was a massive slut and had just had a miscarriage, but was out partying and drinking like two days after posting about her miscarriage on facebook. After he walked away I went up to her and it went like this: Me: "So, hey, how does it feel knowing you're nothing more than a living sock men use to jack off into?" Her: "what you say bitch?" Me: "I mean its true. No one is ever going to love you... I mean, your own baby killed itself rather than having you as a mother." I thought she was going to attack me, but she burst into tears and left the party.

Ice cold

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Bitch was mackin' on mah man.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.