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Originally posted by Ted Promo I THINK I AM PRETTY SURE THAT JENNY HAS DEVELOPED A NEW WAY TO ALLOW WOMEN TO PEE STANDING UP. IT INVOLVES A BESPARKLED FUNNEL AND A LOT OF HEAVY BREATHED HOPE FOR THE FUTURE. PORCELAIN TOILETS SPRINKLED WITH THE DEW OF HER INSIDES

Fuck.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On NO! JENNYPIE, DON'T PICK UP THAT PENNY!!

Is that what happened when you guys finally noticed that rotting tampon?? Barf.

WE TRIED TO CALL YOU BUT YOU WOULDN'T PICK UP

How the hell do you have sex with a tampon in there? Don't you, like, feel it with your dick? I smell bullshit.

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JENNY, PLZ MAKE ME A SKIRT OF SHAMWOWS SO I CAN JUST SOAK YOU ALLLLLL UP

I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN OPENING FOR TONY ROBBINS THAT MORNING

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Originally posted by wotyzoid How the hell do you have sex with a tampon in there? Don't you, like, feel it with your dick? I smell bullshit.

That's what Selma told a few people on Facebook. But maybe she lied about it, who knows. I'm just passing on what someone else told me.

fuck. This is like Christmas.

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Originally posted by OrangestO This isn't about physics, this is about waves.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie That's what Selma told a few people on Facebook. But maybe she lied about it, who knows. I'm just passing on what someone else told me.

JENNY, NO ONE TOLD YOU ANYTHING EVER.

I THINK YOU HAVE A MISCONCEPTION.

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO TELLS.

YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE KNOWS. WITH THE HIPS THAT BEAR THE CHILDREN OF THE LIFEFORCE THAT INHABITS THIS VERY PLANET.

TO SAY THAT YOU HEARD FROM SOMEONE ELSE IS JUST

NO
NO
NONONONO

*CLASPS HANDS OVER EARS*

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Originally posted by Miss Pie That's what Selma told a few people on Facebook. But maybe she lied about it, who knows. I'm just passing on what someone else told me.

Listen up folks. Jenny's lesson of the day:

Believe everything you read on facebook...and save it as ammunition.

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Flame and flame alike. All is fair game around here. The real lesson is not to tell strangers on Facebook your business, no?

JENNY DOESN'T GIVE LESSONS OF THE DAY. SHE DISPLAYS WRITS OF PURPOSE THAT ARE A GUIDING FACTOR FOR ALL EVERYONE'S LOTTO TICKETS AND STOCK PICKS