ohh, i thought maybe you used a different name in chat because i dont remember there being a "linx da cat" !! heheh i am at work now and for some reason, java isn't working so i can't go in. im scared to download irc on to this computer because it isn't mine and i dunno if they monitor crap or whatever. i should be getting a computer soon around the holidays w/ cable modem so i will go in and rape everyone's ftp's during then. hahaha and of course i'll share some too

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

you may remember when i used to go under the name Lynx on here.

haha, hope to see ya in there soon then

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Originally posted by drizzt81 the stereotype was (and still partially is): all americans are puritan idiots who are unable to talk about sex openly..

hehe...I talk about everything openly. Sex is no problem!


me hates americans too!


except for American TA's.

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I've never had a Walk-in Situatioin...

more or less i've always had the EXtra excitment with... Risky Situations..
i do like to take risks

heres one thing that i did.. i was at my bf's house.. (my ex now) and i got edgie.. and i wanted to have some fun.. but his brother was home.. so i took my bf to the living room which is about 15 m away from his bedroom where he shares it with his younger brother ( brother is about 17) so i start making out with him.. and i start to go down on him.. and i go at it right till the end..

no we did not get cought.. EVER ... but my bf alwyas hated the fact that i liked to doo thoes types of things..


i'm still tyring to think of a walk in.. b ut i never got them.. actualy once..

me and my bf (sameone) where alone at his place and we where waiting for his best friend to come and pick us up to go computer shoping... i was getting down on him and he kept telling me to quit so that we wouldn't get cought.. but i'm a stubern little brat.. and i wouldnt' stop.. as i finished.. .. the door bell rang.. and he ran down satiras to answer it with his zipper down.. he couldn't stop grining..

i just laffed my head off

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

you naughty little minx julie
bleh noones even nearly caught me, which sucks

Well, the worst place i've ever been caught in was the Victoria Secrets dressing room. My ex-girlfriend was trying on some lingerie and well we got carried away. The people working there heard us and kicked us out. i thought it was kinda cool.

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isnt it strange that when you first hear a word, you seem to notice it being used ALOT more than usual?

For instance.. just last week I was looking up some stuff, and came across the Elysium fields. now, i've never seen the word Elysium in my life until then, and now I see someone with the username 'Elysium.'

strange.

PS funny stories in here

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Originally posted by Slylee damn...it's threads like this one that make me scared to have kids when im older. if i caught my FIFTEEN year old daughter having sex, i'd throw a chastity belt on her ass and send her to a convent. and i wont even get into what i'd do to him hehe...

if it was MY daughter i'd probably geld the bastard.....which is quite weird cause if it was my son id probably throw a party or sumthin, dont ask me why......then again ill probably turn into my parents when im older and ban the opposite sex from entering my house unless they happen to be 50 yrs older than my child

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hehehe ive being walked in on and stuff all the time but the most embarrasing time was when i was sitting at the table eating dinner there was my mum dad girlfriend and me.... anys my dad goes "ive got a big case on tomorrow"... so i said "yeah so whats that got to do with me"... he replied... "well can you tell claire(girlfriend) to keep it down tonight so i can get some sleep"

f*uck i went red in the face and choked on my food i was like what the f*uck shut up dad... since my girlfriend was sitting right there

but my parents being my parents couldnt stop there... my mum then asked me if i have enough condoms (she always brings me home bags of the f*ucking things from her work since i was like 12)...

man i was sooo embarresed but was laughing so hard....
dah... my girls never been louder then that night hehehe

moral to this story... lenient parents rock

p.s. julie whats with your exboyfriend?? my girl always goes down on me while im in the middle of a phone call.. i love it is mad fun trying to talk normal hehehe

oh another embarrasing time was been arrested by cops for full frontalling a whole lot of cars on a freeway... but thats another story for another time =]

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Originally posted by mongeone "well can you tell claire(girlfriend) to keep it down tonight so i can get some sleep" f*uck i went red in the face and choked on my food i was like what the f*uck shut up dad... since my girlfriend was sitting right there

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I'm 17 and my bf was 18. He lives with his grandparents and we always mess around in the basement. I mean, there's a pool table and tv down there so it's easy to make up excuses. No one ever went down there except us. So this one night (I believe it was a Sunday....), we start making out, and before you know it, I'm naked from the waist down. I'm sprawled on the floor with my bf's head between my legs, in the middle of orgasm, when his granddad walks down with a laundry basket!!! He just turned around and went back upstairs.

Later on when we're watching tv in the den his granddad walks past, smiles, and says, "you know, you kids got the life."

He never mentioned it again.

alright i haven't read through all of these yet, but i think i got the best...

alright so its freshman year in the dorms hehehe you know where this is going. i'm losing my virginity and of course i lock the door cause i'm finally a man hehehe. so the door is locked and my roomate knows that i'm in there with this girl hint hint. he is so drunk that he is all banging on the door wanting in and finally gets in via key to get some drugs or something. i can understand that, one time is acceptable, but when he leaves i lock the door again behind him, he sees me in my underwear so i hoped he would get the point, but yeah this went on the rest of the night i would say like 7-8 times everytime he came in we were wearing less and less clothes hehehe. me and the girl couldn't help laugh at the night. everytime the same thing people banging on the door let me in and then unlocking it coming in and leaving. hehehe oh well nice girl and i got some ass its a good story to tell hehehe.