Homer: "There, there. Shut up, boy. We'll just get you a new dog!"
Bart: "I don't want a new dog! I want Santa's Little Helper!"
Homer: "Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back! Unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog!"
Bart: "You're right. I'll do it!"
Homer: "Rats. I almost had him eating dog food."


Homer: Son, let me tell you a story...when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my father wouldn't buy me one. So I held my breath until I turned blue, blacked out and hit my head on the coffee table. The doctor said there might be brain damage!
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories!


(Simpsons are watching an East Indian movie with Apu that makes no sense)
Bart: This sucks.
Homer: No it doesn’t – it’s funny. His clothes are different from my clothes. Heh heh! Look what he’s wearin’!

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haha probably misses his old glasse.

"Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."

Talking about Christian Simpsons are we

Bart(while watching Noah’s Ark the movie): Wow, God is so in your face.
Homer: Yeah, he's my favourite fictional character.



Oh This one is just classical

Bart: "Look behind you Radioactive Man!"
Marge: "Why are you talking like that?"
Homer: "And who are you talking to? Marge, do you have other men in this house? Radioactive men?"

ROFLMAO

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thats nopt confising at all!!

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new set online, Summer Journeys