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Christ, my local high street is a mess. I just went to the local grocery store for some tonic water and passed:
1) a man yelling into his mobile 'COME ON THEN MATE' repeatedly;
2) a woman in a very tiny skirt with a full (glass) wine glass trying to walk in a straight line;
3) a murdered out Mercedes driving on the sidewalk/pavement;
4) a man motor-boating a woman; and
5) a child (???) holding his mother's purse as she threw up outside of a Subway.
What the fuck is going on? I felt embarrassed to be (relatively) sober.
Jenny: Hope you're doing alright, you bitch.
Jack: Sounds like a, uh, Good Friday. Play any Shpongle?
Stu: We had some good times around here over the years, hah. You must be half happy things have died down!
Nick: Surprised it took you this long to get a professional fitting for a bike, tbh, based solely on how athletically competitive you seem to be! A family friend used to be a custom bike builder, was the top seller for Seven Cycles one year and made bikes for Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates, amongst others. Was a mechanic for the US national team and US Postal, too. His bikes cost like $10,000, but that was 20 years ago. No clue what he charges now. I don't ride bikes, but I remember him telling me it was essential for longevity to get fitted properly. One was just damaging their body riding otherwise. Definitely worth whatever money you need to pay!
Planetary Pooper: JEO is in Finland, which is Nordic, not Scandinavian. 
JEO: Do you not drink lots of water on Sunday? I thought that was what Sunday was for?
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