http://www.lardlad.com/quotes.shtml

check out this site, if it hasnt been posted earlier (been in my favourites for months )

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yep

Simpsons - Homer Gets Addicted To Medical Marijuana
Has godda be the best episode

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Kent Brockman: "And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, A Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night"


i think the canyanero song is my favourite

Homer: well it's an elephant isn't it?
buyer: well it is and it isn't you know what i mean?
Homer: (confused) he likes peanuts!!!!

LMAO

quote:

Originally posted by EbolaCola Homer: I'm so smart. I am S-M-R-T....

I am so smart
I am so smart
S-M-R-T
I mean S-M-A-R-T

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That has to be one of my favorite TV shows (after Kevin Spencer obviously). Even though I've watched an episode like 100000 times, ill watch it again, they dont get boring


i dont really have a favorite, there are too many good ones, and there are too many good quotes, Homer is the MAN!

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Kent Brockman: "A bear-like creature... possibly a bear, has wondered into Springfield in search of food... or possibly employment."

"We have come up with a camera so small that it fits into this oversized novelty hat!"

Candy salesman: These candy lips have a thousand uses!
Homer: Such as?
Candy salesman: A humorous substitute for your own lips!!
Homer: AND...?
Candy salesman: oops I think I'm needed in the basement *hides under table*

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"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

All Ralph moments are my favourite moments.


"You're touching my special area."

"Tastes like burning."

quote:

Originally posted by astroboy Candy salesman: These candy lips have a thousand uses! Homer: Such as? Candy salesman: A humorous substitute for your own lips!! Homer: AND...? Candy salesman: oops I think I'm needed in the basement *hides under table*

Haha yeah.. thats the same episode as the one where homer is accused of molesting hte babysitter

hehe.. gummy venus lol

the part when Bart was taking ballet classes. at first he didn't want to show his face to the crowd because of the embarressment and on the final show the crowd was cheering him so he thought that he can show his face...as soon as he done that, the crowd went silent, 1 of the punks from his skool got up and said "He's A Fag" and then Neilson got up and made his famous laugh hahaha. lol i cudn't stop laughing

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lol there have been soooooooo many funny bits in the simpsons, its impossible to isolate one out.

here are is a hilarious one...

Homer: Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe).

lol

another hugely hilarious bit is when homer is in that recording studio and starts singing about food REALLY fast - almost like a rap 'double cheeseburger with juicy beef, onions, ham.......' and he starts drooling on the mic!

LOL

HAHAHAHA!

I saw this the other day in the episode where they try and join the country club:

Homer looks at golfball that has landed in a sand trap.
Mr Bruns: Use an open faced club. The sand wedge!
Homer: Mmmmmm... open-faced-club-sandwich....

LOL

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