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Lira
Ancient BassAddict

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil
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Dear Dairy,
Last Friday, I decided to take a lactose tolerance test. I was told it was a gruelling process. One that led to all sorts of challenges, such as holding your insides inside, experiencing the downsides of throwing up, and welcoming the upsides of letting it all go down. Or so I was told. I hoped for the best. I braced myself for the worst. I dreaded a brie-less existence.
Turns out... I just felt sleepy. The results came in, and my sugar levels spiked to twice the threshold for lactose tolerance, which I believe means I can drink twice as much milk as the average person. This might also mean I'm pregnant and drinking for two. Or something. I slept through the explanation because I crashed after my sugar levels soared, but no one has corrected me so far, and I'm not going to analyse this any further.
This has been the most unexpected result since 23andMe, when I found out I'm 5% Black, which also explains the one big thing about me.
That's right, my ability to tan.
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Apr-20-2026 17:26
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Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater

Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
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Apr-24-2026 10:59
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theKaranicles
Junior tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2026
Location: Miami
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Apr-25-2026 12:09
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