What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
The same baby three weeks later.
What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off its head.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to a fence?
Ripping it back off.
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