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| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
dude the kids a fucking power tool. He comes with an extra battery, flat and philips head attachments, a sawdust bag, and extension cord. You can store him in cold, hot, wet, or dry and he wont rust. Guaranteed for life, he will never lose current functionality, bright colors, or comfortable grip. Send back when broken, we'll give him some swaddling and some warm milk and send him back within two weeks or your money back. |
If I'm that... then what are you fucking? 
probably a shop-vac... likes it wet and dirty, and isn't very nice to look at... so you keep her in the garage
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You Can't Spell Hemorrhoids Without Emo. says:
i drank 14 bottles of it at my student union and dropkicked the projector image of a football manager that i thought was the real football manager. Went right through the screen.
.: Aureus :. says:
that is quite possibly the coolest fucking thing i have heard in my entire life
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