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Originally posted by Christopher B ...but those two weeks I was single before I hooked up with her, I slept with five girls. Don't ask me how.

how?

Yeah Chris, I don't doubt you, but HOW?
~~Paula~~

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~There's something about the look in your eyes,
Something I noticed when the light was just right.
It reminded me twice that I was alive.
And it reminded me that you're so worth the fight...~

Porn + Meth = no need for woman

i used to try and get laid and stuff but then i discovered how much fuckin time i wasted on it and opted for music, meth and porn..lets just say im still a happy man ;p and if i wanna get laid...hell ill just go get me a hooker but remember USE A CONDOM WITH A HOOKER! who knows where the hell they'v been..

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<melly> if i ever find my kids weed, im gonna smoke it
<Kamui>if i find my kids weed im gonna steal that shit and replace it some crystal

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Originally posted by Kamui Porn + Meth = no need for woman i used to try and get laid and stuff but then i discovered how much fuckin time i wasted on it and opted for music, meth and porn..lets just say im still a happy man ;p and if i wanna get laid...hell ill just go get me a hooker but remember USE A CONDOM WITH A HOOKER! who knows where the hell they'v been..

umm.....WTF???

@ Tranc3: nice Avatar

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<Thors Hamster> wieso läuft bei den ganzen filmen beim abspann immer hiphop?
<Sonic Freak> damit auch wirklich alle besucher das kino verlassen^^

Still a question unanswered: Why is the 'DO' capitalized and how do you pronounce that sentence...

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Originally posted by Orbax this is why I hate america, this is why I hate my peers. GEN X: Sucking and Fucking to a Bass Beat even if youre joking, there are numbnuts out there who think that shit is cool. Usually the same dumbasses with their fucking hats sideways whom I straighten hats for; and some times end up having to show them that yes, I do have the power to tell you how wear your hat..fags. and everyone can die.

I couldn't have said it better man. Took the words out of my mouth. Holy shit...it's like that here as well and it's sickening. I blame the PLAYER and not the game. Doing that is just an excuse!

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Und ich tanz einfach weiter...

how about going up to a girl and say "Dont put out? Ill put you out."

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When you start to criticize the times you live in, your time is over. ~Karl Lagerfeld

I don't think that would work BusyChild

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~There's something about the look in your eyes,
Something I noticed when the light was just right.
It reminded me twice that I was alive.
And it reminded me that you're so worth the fight...~

4 times a week all kinds of position, and for the first time anal!! it was awesome put pussy still feels good. ass is jsut tighter. hehe

sad thing is i broke up with her 2 days ago

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Doo Doo Breaks

here's a nice pick-up line....

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

or

Guy: Are you tired?
Girl: no, why?
Guy: cause you've been running on my mind alllllllllll day....

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It has to start somewhere,
It has to start sometime,
What better place then here?
What better time than now?
--Rage Against the Machine

"How 'bout a fuck and some pizza?"

if she says no

"What? You don't like pizza?"

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