i just keep it simple...


"touch my butt"

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Originally posted by Slylee hey moral, floorfiller wants to know if u think i'm hot.

Assuming that your avatar is you, I certainly do think you're hot. Except, you may want to use a foundation with less of a greeny tint.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i just keep it simple... "touch my butt"

god damnit jason...

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Assuming that your avatar is you, I certainly do think you're hot. Except, you may want to use a foundation with less of a greeny tint.

hahahh u know what foundation is. ur pus&& whipped!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

works everytime hahah

My buddy (Slylee, you'll recall the story of the guy answering the door naked holding my dog... same guy) just walks up to girls and says "so, would you like to fuck?".... he gets slapped a lot but 90% of the time ends up going home with someone.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Slylee hahahh u know what foundation is. ur pus&& whipped!

I've always had a keen interest in understanding all things female... it ends up being a great advantage because girls actually think I'm listening too them and that I relate to them. That's the real trick in picking up a woman.... I pretend I'minterested in whatever the hell she has to say... if I can do that she'll feel special, if she feels special I'll feel vagina.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

all girls want cock just dont admit it

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Originally posted by Azz3D all girls want cock just dont admit it

what about bull dykes.... do they want cock?

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

yea sometimes we girls just like to get treated like sluts...even if we're not. i bet even the ones that slap him regret not going home with him.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by occrider “Hi. My two favorite things in the world are commitment and changing my lifestyle for a woman.”

Bahahaha yes!!! I'm stealing that one.

Here's a line for y'all:

"Are you single?"

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Originally posted by dj_bas wow awesome!! that's way bigger than mine

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I've always had a keen interest in understanding all things female... it ends up being a great advantage because girls actually think I'm listening too them and that I relate to them. That's the real trick in picking up a woman.... I pretend I'minterested in whatever the hell she has to say... if I can do that she'll feel special, if she feels special I'll feel vagina.

hahahah yea u and uwm are the Pros

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone