Can i see your tag? It says Made in Heaven

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Originally posted by PinkLollypop last year at the 'Freakin' party one guy (who was on xtc) came up to me and said : you look so sexy tonight i said : thank you and then he said: oh my god, it feels so good. usually when i am sober - i am very shy and i can never approach a girl and tell her that she is sexy, so tonight i decided to tell all girls here how sexy they are was he one of you guys?

I'm sure it was ...

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"Sunday morning, I'm waking up, can't even focus on coffee cup, don't even know who's bed I'm in. Where do I start, where do I begin ?"

you : Hi , Do you want to play Army ?
girl : ok sure ,
you : ok than , I will lay down and you can Blow me away ...

this one is cheezy but anyways .

or listen to this one

you : Hi girl , I lost my phone number can i have yours ?




I never used them , but i found them funny .

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I think I'll try out some of these pickup lines this weekend at the Tiesto/PVD club events.

It's so hard to find an attractive intelligent woman these days.

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Originally posted by Excite It's so hard to find an attractive intelligent woman these days.

It is indeed.
One solution is to book one from abroad.

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Originally posted by Eugene One solution is to book one from abroad.

[phone conversation]
yes hello there, i'd like to reserve a female with an IQ above 110, dark hair with blue eyes, athletic and ummmm good in bed. I'm going to holland next week and i thought of booking one in advance. thanks
[/phone consversation]

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If God is the answer, it must have been a very stupid question.

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Originally posted by Excite It's so hard to find an attractive intelligent woman these days.

tell me about it bro

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Breaks, house, electro & downtempo.

try this one:

i noticed you have braces, i have braces too...

guaranteed to work

heh

I dont know if anyone has posted these but im to lazy to read through 79 of them.

dirty dirties

"baby, i wish i was an astronaut so i could fly around uranus (get it- your anus)"

"I wanna make like WINNIE and get stuck up in your POOH"

K dudes!!!
you just killed me!!!
i was laghing so hard!!!
i was waiting to the end so that i can post the pizza thing!!!
but someone posted it all ready...

i also put all of the lines in to a file...
if you wanna save your self some work ill send it or upload it or somthing...

here in israel another good way is to find out someone who knows the person you want and get an introduction...

being a small country has atvantages...

but i also am an "eye contact" beliver...

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and guys - something to remember if she has a boyfriend...

just cos theres a goalkeeper, doesnt mean you cant score

hey, you look like oakie...
*who's oakie?*

(flash picture of oakenfold in all his wolfman glory)

that's bound to get you in her pants

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