i like my girls to be "not bitches!!!" thats all i ask for

j/j

as long as a girl looks decent, a personality is what matters most.

If I'm looking for a long term relationship, personality is most important.

Other then that, fuck buddies come to mind.

I used to always be attracted to taller guys w/ dark hair and brown eyes.... Not black like skin color...the “dark” refers to dark hair, I’m sure. lol Anyway it's probably because I have blonde hair and green eyes, so it’s nice to be with someone who looks different than you. However, lately, I find myself checking out a lot of blondies too.

To be honest though, it’s really about how a guy carries himself. I am really good at reading body language and sort of guessing a guy’s personality by the way he’s acting. A good example is when I see a guy at the gym who is yacking on his cell phone and looking in the mirror a lot, then obviously, he is really full of himself and trying to act “cool”, which is a turn off. Even if he’s really hot, I won’t pay attention or anything because that's just annoying to me. I also don’t like guys from the other extreme who barely utter a word in a crowd or at a party. I like guys to have opinions and be funny and easy to talk to...that’s how I am, so I hate feeling like I’m always doing all the talking if I'm around a shy guy. I like fun, confident guys w/ great smiles and a lot of character behind their eyes. Doesn’t really matter what hair color.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

ok heres the deal. here's how you get a girl.

1.) she has to find you somewhat attractive. that's ok because there's someone for everyone.
2.) you just be yourself and don't give a shit about going out with a girl. girl's can tell when you care too much and thats a big red flag.
3.) i repeat, don't give a shit. enjoy your life by yourself, then i swear a chick will come along. its like zen. you can't be like 'when's enlightenment going to come, when's enlightenment going to come?', you have to just live your life.

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

this Davinox guy seems to always know what he is talking about. he is a very wise man

it sounds really shitty and i don't personally do it, but its kinda true. i know a lot of girls that go for guys that treat them like shit...i dunno why

its like the more you ignore them and only care about yourself...the more they like you

i think women do grow out of that though...

I prefer short little midgets that I can carry in a backpack.


















J/K!

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Originally posted by trancebrat I prefer short little midgets that I can carry in a backpack.