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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Dont worry Shado, that kind of humor is only funny to the bitter girls.

and a dagger to the heart of bitter men

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I find it interesting how women say that men aren't committed. I have met so many girls that can't figure out what the hell they want. That's just as much of a commitment issue. I think I am only gonna look for girls in their mid to upper 20's and early 30's now. At least they are starting to know what they want.

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Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z] i disagree with that actually, none of the above apply to me.. other than the 2nd line

Yea well you live in the UK, you're automatically disqualified for available men until I move there in about two years.

And I'm not bitter. much.

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shadow you better snap out of it, because that kind of humor is only not funny to people with no sense of humor.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

i have nothing to say

but ill write something down in here anyway for a lack of better things to do.

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink i have nothing to say but ill write something down in here anyway for a lack of better things to do.

and you call yourself a cor whore?
shame on you javi

everybody repeat after me: shame on you javi

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It's amazing how things can so easily change into the Female Complaints Column.

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Originally posted by montana and you call yourself a cor whore? shame on you javi everybody repeat after me: shame on you javi

Im at work right now and all im doing is mindless data entry.

i have to come in and out of here or ill go insane!

PS: *makes love to slylee*

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some more that got left out....


What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Ans. Shut the door!

Never let your man's mind wander...it's too little to be out alone.

If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all up there.

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

And remember, a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.


*Edit* Men, how can you tell when your wife is getting bored with your sex life??

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink Im at work right now and all im doing is mindless data entry. i have to come in and out of here or ill go insane! PS: *makes love to slylee*

ok, i'm buying that excuse,

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"I believe that's referred to as intelligent drum & bass, which obviously means there's a genre of stupid drum & bass out there" (John Peel)

i buy it. i only come on here at work too...makes the day go by faster and it's easy to do it if you have a desk job and do stuff on the computer all day...



oh and the answer to my last joke is...


When she actually answers to "Who's your daddy"??!








i'm out.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone