In Soviet Russia, Cow milk you!

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Originally posted by AwakenedAddict Dude, I get the joke.. it's from Family Guy. What you don't understand is that i was just trying to do something new.. get over it!! Because obviously you don't understand how people can have fun sometimes

In soviet russia, something new does you.

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Originally posted by noikeee in soviet russia, cameras film you.

just noticed this doesn't work

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Originally posted by Boomer187 In soviet russia, something new does you.

Sounds like fun

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Originally posted by AwakenedAddict Dude, I get the joke.. it's from Family Guy. What you don't understand is that i was just trying to do something new.. get over it!! Because obviously you don't understand how people can have fun sometimes

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No, it's not from family guy. It's by an American comediant from the 80's called Yakov Smirnoff. There are "In Soviet Russia" jokes in "Family Guy", "Simpsons", "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"... this is a very popular fad.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...viet+russia&r=f
http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?InSovietRussia

In Soviet Russia, things look you up.

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Originally posted by paranoik0 just noticed this doesn't work

In Soviet Russia, things work you.

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in soviet russia the snow globe shakes you

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Originally posted by Delay Llama Off-topic: No, it's not from family guy. It's by an American comediant from the 80's called Yakov Smirnoff. There are "In Soviet Russia" jokes in "Family Guy", "Simpsons", "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"... this is a very popular fad.

Touche... but you can't really say that I "misquoted" b/c the joke was still in Family Guy. But now i'm that much wiser

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the nintendo plays you

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in soviet russia, salad tosses you
in soviet russia, vodka drinks you
in soviet russia, church goes to you
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meh

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