Ok, not even going to try to explain the rest of the night, because it was wayyyyy too :You had to be there:-ish

BUT we havent seen joe in like 4 hours.

we have no idea where he is. All I know is i have gotten approached by at LEAST 7 minors who knew me from my rampaging all day and asked if my "scary" friend was around. I ask if its the guy in the little hat and they say yes. I apologized every time for him being a fucking pedophile.

They said I was awesome and thank you and I said id keep him away.

So you know that girls pic in the bar I posted? right before my cowboy hat got stolen again?



we met up with her and her friend. They had been in the beer hall and other bars looking for us all day apparently lol.

Never went to the beer garden

anywho. They bought us some drinks and we hit the bars. I forget how it worked exactly, but we get invited back to their apartment.

Score. Not another fucking night in the minivan.

so we head out and get our sleeping bags. Commenting all the way back how FUCKING COLD IT IS. Ice has already formed in many places. Its literally freezing.

Still no idea where joe is.

we head back, me arm in arm with one of the girls who was warm and friendly

We get back to the apartment.

They go outside to talk for a second.

I slam the door!!! We have laid seige to yet another building and conquered! mMUAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!


I then let them back in. They sleep in the bed together. I say "Hey ladies, I dont want to come between you ....or DO I!?!" (FG reference) and my bro, ben, and I bust up laughing. We then proceed to do the "Im soo sleeeepy!!!.....im so TIRED!" thing for about 30 minutes straight.

Thered be like 1 minute of silence and someone would say it again and the other would finish it and wed just bust up laughing like mad men.

Finally the girl gets fucking pissed and tells us to shut the fuck up.


I say "YOU are right!!! guys shut the fuck up....she so sleepY!!!!!"

hahaha, ah shit, then it begins again. They finally realize how insane of a night this is and start laughing into their pillows because they dont want us to know they think its hilarious.

Finally we pass out at time X. X= some time really early in the morning, like its brightening up. We wake up and 845 and head back to the car.

Its a crisp, fucking cold, sunny morning. The town is bustling. I cant talk. My voice is completely gone from the yelling. Im wearing a "if found drunk or unconscious send to (then a mailing address)" shirt. I have a viking hat on, and Im walking through town with a sleeping bag.

We had conquered the town of leavenworth. Our plans of drunkeness and hooking up with girls whod let us sleep in their rooms worked flawlessly. Veni Vidi Vici.

We see people like Kenny G getting into his Toyota Corolla and wave, he gives us a respectful nod. We nod back.

We get to the car. No Joe.

I walk around to the drivers side.

There is Joe, sitting, shaking violently leaning against the van. There are 6 piles of puke around him. 4 of which are bright green bile, nothing else. His mardi gras beads are artistically arranged in one of them.

He had been there since Midnight. NINE HOURS. We dont know how he survived, honest to God. It was WAYYYY colder than freezing.

NINE HOURS.

man. Se we let him in the car. He bundles up in sleeping bags and passes out.

we go get coffee and breakfast, still buzzing from the other day and very awake.

We drive 2 hours back, Joe doesnt wake up once. His hat is gone and he is asleep. We dorp my brother off at home and drive back to Bellingham...almost home... Joe is transferred at some point.

all of a sudden!



Puking strikes again!! ahhahahaa

That kid got fucking everything he deserved. He was being an asshole to us, got us kicked out of everyqwhere, he was a pedophile, he ditched us. Then he froze and threw up everywhere. He is still sick, his fever broke yesterday hehe.

And thats where we are today. Im still pretty worn down. Been sleeping 10-14 hours a night, and still cant really move around too much. We are all just getting over our sicknesses.

My hat sits proudly on my computer monitor as I type this, and im going to go fix some toast and drink some beers.

Cant wait till next year

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Originally posted by Orbax That kid got fucking everything he deserved. He was being an asshole to us, got us kicked out of everyqwhere, he was a pedophile, he ditched us. Then he froze and threw up everywhere. He is still sick, his fever broke yesterday hehe.

So why did you let him back in the car. should've left him there...


but otherwise awesome story, great pics! sounds like you had a blast.

Orbax = My Official Story Teller.

That was hilarious, thanks for teh good read.

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Joe is a good kid when sober. He goes INSANE when he gets really drunk and doesnt have the tolerance the rest of us do. We couldnt have thought of a more fitting way of punishing him, so he was forgiven.

There were other instances of cops, and of mason talking to them, and making fun of these two other cops....

we were at another bar and one walked in and pretended to run away from us, and then waved and said whats up.

we were local heroes, everyone loved us hehe..


still hard to believe it all happened hehe

incredible celebration in kitchener, ontario, canada

2nd largest in the WORLD after the original in munich

classic

Oh, and where can I get one of those "in case of drunk or unconscious, send to ________" shirts?

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Originally posted by Nite-Mer Ha ha. None of these fools are likely to get it, but I'll get some. You guys don't realize how many great microbrews we have here in Colorado. I visit back east sometimes, and I'm so dissappointed at the weak variety to choose from.

I am amused by the fact that in the little towns of Colorado liquor stores often outnumber gas stations.

This is in 1 month guys, we look to eclipse last year! Whos comin out there October 8th and 9th to help us?! Its near seattle so youll have to fly here !

i want to lay siege to a beer hall!

Its pretty fun except when security escorts you out and the cops are outside.

I still remember Officer Long *sniff* Good man, let us go hehe

After nearly a year, I think I'm ready to face Oktoberfest once more...if I don't end up in jail this year I'll be very disappointed with myself.

anyone know what kinda hat ( with blue and white tassles ) 'sudsy' is wearing in one of the pics, standing on a table and introducin the celebs??

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