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Originally posted by Zenchowdah i wish i was allowed to have facial hair in the military.

Granted, but its cut and pasted from your armpits and your pubes onto your face.



I wish I could write the world's best novel

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Originally posted by jennypie Granted, but it will be ass hair, always full of toilet paper balls. I wish it was summer again.

Granted, but the temperature begins to rise and it will hit 60º (Celsius), so lots of people die.

I wish I had a chewing gum.

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Originally posted by Mebot I wish I could write the world's best novel

Granted, but everyone in the world is illiterate.


I wish I never had to work.

Granted, but now youre poor, have no shelter and are starving.

I wish all my term projects and papers were done right now.

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Originally posted by tribu Granted, but now youre poor, have no shelter and are starving. I wish all my term projects and papers were done right now.

granted, but you fail miserably & have to repeat the whole year


I wish that Heinz (Trancevandyk) & Trancepixie17 would bump uglies

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Originally posted by insecurity I wish that Heinz (Trancevandyk) & Trancepixie17 would bump uglies

Wish Granted, but no one really gives a flying fuck


I wish i was in the Circus!

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Originally posted by Mebot Wish Granted, but no one really gives a flying fuck I wish i was in the Circus!

wish granted, but now you're a midget with no arms or legs...


i wish i had a longer lunch break

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Originally posted by Mebot Wish Granted, but no one really gives a flying fuck I wish i was in the Circus!

Granted, but you are inside the lions cage!

I wish I have some coffee right now.

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Originally posted by D-res wish granted, but now you're a midget with no arms or legs... i wish i had a longer lunch break

granted but you have so much work to do, that all you do during your break is work


I wish my pen0r was a foot long

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Originally posted by insecurity granted but you have so much work to do, that all you do during your break is work I wish my pen0r was a foot long

granted, but its also a foot in diameter. not only does it look realy screwed up now, but there is like.. 3 women (all columbian whores) who you can still physically have sex with..


i wish this hot pocket i'm eating was 3 times bigger and FULL of pepperoni.

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Originally posted by D-res granted, but its also a foot in diameter. not only does it look realy screwed up now, but there is like.. 3 women (all columbian whores) who you can still physically have sex with.. i wish this hot pocket i'm eating was 3 times bigger and FULL of pepperoni.

granted, but you find out that you are allergic to Pepperoni & die a slow & excruciatingly painful death


I wish that every woman found me irresistable