Okay, this was a sensuality test.

The results are a little harsh if you scored low, but with me what else did you expect, harsh is funny, and feel free to count your own or someone else's.

The test also doubles as a comatibility test, so if you score the same you could just be a match. The cool thing about this test is that it doubles as conversation material if you go on a date as its simple and easy to remember, and gives you the opportunity to ask a random question to fill the quiet bits and get an picture of just how sensual your potential lover is.

You get 1 point for any of the following:

Red
Smooth
Relaxation
Winter
Hot
Big
Purple
Shorts
Blackcurrent
Spiders
Kiss

And Clovis86 gets double points for choosing both options on the holiday, as you should never just settle for the options at hand.

Anyway, the scoring guide:

0 - Unsexy. Check yourself for a pulse. You are about as sexy as a cow's head on the wall and the last time you got near sex your parents were making you. Buy some porn, you are gonna need it.

1 - Too busy. You are too pre-occupied to be sensual, but are you going to get more fun from doing work or having someone chat you up? Dress a little sexier, drink to get drunk and fgs it will fall off if you don't use it.

2 - Get moving. There is hope, but you are going to have trouble finding soomeone that believes that. You probably think mild food is spicy, as this is a good analogy for your sex life. Boring. Start kissing and stop worry about being romantic.

3 - Love Yourself. So you'd rather eat some icecream than be painted with body chocolate and have it licked off? Well, start feeling more sexy, and get to the gym. Its time you stop worried about people liking you or not and looked at yourself.

4 - Wake Up. You are getting a little so why not have some fun as well. Think of the sexiest couple of outfits you have and wear them more often. A new haircut, a new outfit and a tan will have you moving up the scale fast in no time.

5 - Spunk Up. So you've got the potential, but is it going to be wasted? Shyness could be a problem here because once you get warmed up you are usually on fire, so start talking to people you don't know and get your face out there.

6 - Start Biting. You've got the basics, why not build on them a little with some spice and fire in your personality. Popular people tend to be hard to deal with sometimes and if you are too nice, then change that. Future sexy beast here.

7 - Bite off some Bigger Targets. You are surely sensual, no doubts there, but the fact you do the breaking up most times means that you need to be dating higher quality people. Start looking for sexy.

8 - Untrustable. You know you are sexy, your partner knows you are sexy, I'm not seeing much reason to be in a relationship other than the love type stuff, which you may not even care for. Just ensure you go through a wild patch so you can settle down later.

9 - The Conversationalist. Not sure how you do it, but people like you. You can talk to people for ages, and your personality and the way you look means that people feel comfortable around you, and they will tell you that. Smooth talker.

10 - Cheap Slut. Yep, you like to get down and dirty, and who with, well, that depends on the day. You are a sex bomb, and when you explode people talk about it for years, you like to leave an impression, but does this need to involve big dents?

11 - Man/Woman Whore. You are so wild the word 'sensual' is lost on you. Danger, danger, people should be careful, and lock away your husbands, wives, boyfriends and girlfriends, you are trouble, big trouble.

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