Haha Amelia I had sex 7 hours ago!

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Originally posted by Zild Dirk should know that. fuckin slacker

i have no idea who that is.... shes got a pretty nice body though. well done sir, well done.

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well you need to catch up on your texas internet rAver scene then buddy

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Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.

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I'm goin to have to agree with Mr. Pink on this.

Lowering your standards is never a good idea..
I've even tried bringing home some(only 2) grenades but even in my most drunken state I couldn't go through with it, It was just too wrong to do, I would have never forgave myself for it.

All of you guys are cracking me up... I'm approaching the 27 yr mark, by choice and granted I don't fully know what I am missing but there are so many options other than 'the deed' that I can't say I'm flipping out about it...yet anyways...and my hands (and mouth) might be busy but not with my body parts...when they moan and scream its a really good think right? LOL!

Never lower your standards...

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Originally posted by ARCHcowboy Never lower your standards...

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i gotta post in this thread hahahaa...granted...it's probably only been about a month since my last time...there was a pretty long as stretch before that and i don't have any prospects really going...


starting to get...DESPERATE@@! hahahahaa

I touched a boobie. it was awesome!




next time i wanna touch someone else's. mine are boring now.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. I touched a boobie. it was awesome! next time i wanna touch someone else's. mine are boring now.

Write a song about it...we'd all love to hear.

OH man, last night i went to this puerto rican party at GA-tech



some fine ladiezzzz

i didnt know anybody, but some peeps kept comin up to me "have i seen you somewhere?", or "i saw you on the plane, once!"

lol, i dont know. I guess i have a recognizeable face....but a face that gets no p00n!!!

so where is the p00n, fellows?

im on spring break damm0t!

P00n should be lined up across the block

im going to have to go on patrol and line some up.

wish me luck

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink im on spring break damm0t!

I think spring break is overrated...I aint never got any on spring break

For me its been almost 2 months. But for the last 2-3 year ive made it appoint not to shack up with a girl unless there are some sort of feelings there. After being a slut in my early to mid twentys I decided to get some morals at least.


All of you sexually frustrated, dont feel too bad. I have an older friend named Todd. He going to be 31 this July & has only gotten laid once when he was 19. Its fucked up. He's not ugly, he has a nice car & his own town house & has a good job. The dudes problem is he has NO GAME & is way too shy. So dont feel bad. If I was in his situation & basically a 31 year old virgin, i'd probably be in a methadone clinic for a heroin addiction or something.
Im surprised Todd isnt outside trying to fuck mudd.

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