There, I fixed my link so you can actually see it now

There was a thread with pics in it of a chic with big hoop earrings and someone commented: The bigger the hoop earrings the sluttier the chic.

Or something like that, anyway it was a good rule of thumb.

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Originally posted by Arbiter That's the point at which religion ceases to be merely poor judgment and becomes mental illness.

+1, actually that whole post he wrote made my month.

I like these quotes alot, not quite sure if anyone else would agree that they are legendary though. I dont remember who said these, but I imagine somebody will.

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Blah blah blah, why cant the EDM scene become bigger? blah blah blah *EDM scene gets bigger* Blah blah blah, look at all these noobs, why cant EDM be more underground? blah blah blah Rinse, lather, repeat

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No u must like it because it's innovative/creative/fresh/not overplayed/underground/complicated. That's the definition of quality. Follow this formula and u'll never go wrong. Never be yourself, have a good taste in music.

I need to make a confession to you all

I take cool things you guys say and use them as my sigs on other message boards, I bet that is really lame sounding, but sadly it is true.

gawd damn im realy fucked up right now what the ha

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Originally posted by Zombie0915 I need to make a confession to you all I take cool things you guys say and use them as my sigs on other message boards, I bet that is really lame sounding, but sadly it is true. gawd damn im realy fucked up right now what the ha

quoting this just in case you sober up and delete your post

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Originally posted by sebby I need help from anyone ASAP! My friend Patrick met this girl Ashley in class and didn't have the balls to ask this girl out in person the whole semester but instead wrote this letter to her for the last day of class tommorow. I say he should give her the letter and could be the lead-off hitter for all guys out there and see how things turn out. Tell me what you guys think (prefferably girls). Here's how the letter looks.... Hey Ashley, I hope you don’t think that I’m some kind of weird, four eyed fool for writing this letter. Actually it may be a little ironic for me to write one….since we did meet for the first time through note writing…lol Anyway your probably wondering why I’m even writing this letter. Well, first off…I’m bored and I should be studying for finals. Second I wanted to tell you something. I think you’re a cool and very cute girl. Actually I think you’re the shit (as these young kids like to say these days). As the great Patrick Aksan used to say and I quote: “If I were a fly, Id be all over you cuz you’re the shit.” Maybe it’s your sexy nose ring, or you’re coming into class late asking if there was a quiz. Or maybe it’s just the fact that I’m soooooooooo lonely and I need a friend (ha ha that was a joke….no really it was And maybe I’m just ignorant or can’t take a hint but you never did answer my emails that I sent waaaaaaaaaaay back when. You know…..the ones that asked for your hand in marriage…or the one asking if you wanted to go to Hawaii on my yacht…...or maybe you didn’t get those. Hmmm well, if you didn’t at least I know that you got this letter. Ashley, I have a question for you. I was wondering if you’d like to have a nice romantic dinner at McDonald’s with me this weekend? (I’m messing with you. It should be on Friday cuz they have better deals during the weekdays) But in all seriousness. Would you like to go out with me? Maybe go dancing or take a nice walk on the beach. Id like to get to know you. See what makes this East coast babe tick. Grant it… I’m not the sexiest guy, or the strongest, or even the hungest….. Fuck it…I’m as plain as a bagel that you sell at your store. But I can promise you one thing. You’ll have a fun night out. Man I sound like a damn advertisement…..see I even have a little marketing skills to offer you. So what do ya say Ashley? Will you do the honor of going out on a date with me? It took me 11 weeks to nurse the balls to be able to ask you….. and if you say no. It’s ok. Ill have another 12 weeks in Accounting 300 to write you a better letter/proposal. I hope you enjoyed reading this letter as much as I enjoyed writing it. I also hope that you don’t have a boyfriend cuz I’m sure he’d REALLY enjoy reading this letter. And the fact that I just spent study time making an (_,_) out of myself really doesn’t help. I hope to hear from you soon babe (hopefully sooner than later). My cell phone number is 1 323 XXX XXXX and my email is [email protected] Hopefully if all goes well we will be talking soon. If not than I wish you a great 10 days off from school and Ill be awaiting the very awkward moment between us in Accounting 300. (I’m just kidding) Have a great break!!! Yours truly, Patrick “Pizda” Aksan

That post lead to the following quote:

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Originally posted by rudeboy69 sebby, DO NOT SEND THIS LETTER!!! i am serious!!! LETTER never works....... this is not f'#%$ing hollywood movies you have to get to know this girl, then asking girl out for a date will not become SO FORMAL! you'll freak her out!!! i am dead serious.... i say wait and take more accounting classes with her.... even ask her what classes that she will be taking next semester??

I looked thru this thread and can't believe no one mentioned this time honored classic.


Original thread HERE.

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Originally posted by Theresa Massive long time ago, but I saved it because it made me laugh so hard the first time I read it

LOL thats awesome.

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What about when electromaji joined up?

That kid was awesome, with the dirty sanchez pic and everything

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Originally posted by dj_bas wow awesome!! that's way bigger than mine