my friends and I are having a pick up line experiment where we try the worst lines out. I think that one is in with our favorite one...



"Can I pee in your butt?"



my guess for the one that works....

"Can I borrow $10 to buy you a drink"


f'in pimp.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 "Can I pee in your butt?"

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Originally posted by Boomer187 my friends and I are having a pick up line experiment where we try the worst lines out. I think that one is in with our favorite one... "Can I pee in your butt?" my guess for the one that works.... "Can I borrow $10 to buy you a drink" f'in pimp.

How about....
can I buy you a drink or would you just like the money
or
Hey girl, I have a ball of twine, two pounds of bacon grease, and a rhesus monkey.... interested?

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

k girls, now give us the best lines...

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Originally posted by Krysta_101 You would be correct, sir. Drunk guy at a bar I just got home from. I a tad tipsy... and you can tell I'm a tad tipsy because I hate the word tipsy and I just said it three times.

Which bar? Are you from Atlanta or Athens?

So some guy came up to you and said "Can I fluff your cooter?" In Athens??

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Do pickup lines work at all?

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Originally posted by Massive84 Do pickup lines work at all?

Sometimes. I find the ones that make a girl laugh work best. Of course what works even better is just being genuine.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

no way.

the worst pick up line is still that whole act where they act like they've seen you before.


"do i know you"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Massive84 Do pickup lines work at all?

NO.

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Originally posted by Slylee no way. the worst pick up line is still that whole act where they act like they've seen you before. "do i know you"

A woman tried that act on me a few weeks back at a club. I was really messed up (go figure) but I knew enough to know I didn't know her. I told her that she likely didn't... she started with the whole "you look familure" thing and insisting that she knew me from somewhere.... I thought she was just stupid, turns out she was trying to pick me up. I never realize these things until long afterward (it used to piss my fiancee off... I think I'm innocently talking to a woman, afterwards she'll tell me what was going on)

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

if they're clever and make me laugh..maybe.



kinda like, "hey my friend wants to know if you think i'm cute"


or that one about borrowing $10 to buy you a drink is funny. i'd probably laugh and strike up convo after that...doubt it'd go anywhere, unless he REALLY blew me away with his charming personality.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone