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POST WHORE TIME!!!!!  (been busy at work all day...)
| quote: | Originally posted by loca
Yah i ended up having to go to another gas station where the guy didn't even bother to ask. But man am i pissed about that. What a godamn retarded inbred little bastard 
I'm most definitely complaining about this. I want a friggin apology from that arrogant asshole... "Your passport no good" PLEASE! |
What a sucky experience...he was probably trying to get you to show ID that had your address cuz YOU'S A HOTTIE!!!! 
 don't hate me Loconet!!!
| quote: | Originally posted by house_conXion
Hey loca...next time you run into a situation like that just reply:
"Durpa, durpa Mohammed Jihad, durpa durpa"
They'll totally understand what you're saying and comply with you |
Hey!!! Leave my cab-driving uncle from northern Beluchistan alone!!! ;p Yeah ignorance on the part of some of these under-paid immigrants just perpetuates the stereotype, unfortunately...but then you have those that are studying medecine, law, or accounting part time who are proud of their work and are actually very polite and intelligent to talk to!! (They tend to strike up convos with me because I speakka da language) And don't say "durpa"---it's actually worse than saying MOFO!!! LOL!!!! 
| quote: | Originally posted by Blue.
Even better idea. Why don't we force him to watch Pauley Shore movies for 3 days straight. He'll never be a racist again and instead have a knack for saying "buuuuuuuuuudey" |
AWOOOOOO!!!
| quote: | Originally posted by karim
Esso/Imperial Oil is the only company that doesn't fund alternative fuel research. They simply don't care.
Shell is the best. They fuel Formula one.
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Oh yeah, and their 94 octane fuel burns real nice.
Karim |
Man, I loved Shell from day one because they're a part of Team Ferrari in F1...I thought 91 octane was their highest, though!!! Do they have 94 octane now?!?!?! (thought that was only Sunoco)
NEways, I was always going with Sunoco 94 until Shell came out with their "specially formulated, engine detergent new-and-improved" gas from about 4 years ago and I made the switch (even though the octane was lower, at 91). Then I read that this gas was not performing well in Canada's winter conditions and the extreme cold weather was causing it to turn slushy...I figured that this was a new gasoline that might not have been thoroughly tested in our conditions so I wanted to stick with the tried-and-true companies...and I'm going with Esso nowadays...Mobil 1, baby!!!! (with the McLaren-Mercedes F1 team!!! )
| quote: | Originally posted by Jayx1
some idiot at a cheesy windsor bar once told me my passport wasnt good enough and i had to have a licence. And it was a Canadian passport! So i opened the passport and showed him all the visas and entries and said "i guess its good enough to get into these countries including the US but not your all important little bar then eh?"
He got the point.... |
Wow, what an excellent pwnage!!!! I woulda never thought of that example!
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Nathan Fake - Outhouse (Valentino Kanzyani Remix) 
