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Originally posted by Krysta_101 ah, lemme gander on this one...

meeeeow Jason. Someone finally said it

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Originally posted by Krysta_101 meeeeow Jason. Someone finally said it

Whooops. Thought you meant something else, my bad.

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Originally posted by enferno the best is when you're in bed wtiha woman, nekked, and they fart on your leg. it feels like a warm breath.

"i didnt hear it so much as i felt it, like a hot breath on my leg."

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Back in highschool there was this smokin hot chick.

im talkin, gorgeous.........

well we were all in math class, doing math shit, and all of a sudden........our of nowhere.....this chick who sits kinda diagonally from me......one of the hottest girls in school......blows the biggest, nastiest sounding fart evARRRR

...the kind that frightens little children away

oh my God.......the class went silent and she was all like "z0mg! i cant believe i just did that!! it's normal guys, it's normal"

...normal my ass

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink ...normal my ass

i hope that was an intended pun...

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink Back in highschool there was this smokin hot chick. im talkin, gorgeous......... well we were all in math class, doing math shit, and all of a sudden........our of nowhere.....this chick who sits kinda diagonally from me......one of the hottest girls in school......blows the biggest, nastiest sounding fart evARRRR ...the kind that frightens little children away oh my God.......the class went silent and she was all like "z0mg! i cant believe i just did that!! it's normal guys, it's normal" ...normal my ass

Holy fuck!

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Originally posted by Boomer187 i hope that was an intended pun...

z0mg!

krysta!!

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weee love women's farts!

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[11:58] Bas //: fuck he's hot

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Originally posted by verndogs weee love women's farts!

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Originally posted by Krysta_101 Well, duhhhh.... you think a vagina is just there to queef and download kids?! No, it's an evil all-seeing, omniscient eye as well. That's why we stick things in it sometimes called tampons... when we wanna be covert.

lmao!! genius

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I was brushing my teeth while my gf went into teh dunny to do a shit. I heard her do a fart in there! It was one of those amazing moments in history. The end.

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