Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.




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Originally posted by Moral Hazard If I won 180,000,000 US I wouldn't need pants, nor could I be bothered to wear them!

If I won a million dollars I'd bribe the government to outlaw pants

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i remember one time i was at a gas station with my best friend and i was pumping gas (no SHIT?) and this sick ferrari modena spider pulls up and this slob gets out in these crappy flip flops and stained crappy shorts w/ a muscle head tank top (the gym kind) and he looked like he hadn't shaved in 3 days. of course i started busting on him and and my buddy was like,

"Man, Jamie, it just doesn't fuckin matter what you look like when you ride around in that"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i remember one time i was at a gas station with my best friend and i was pumping gas (no SHIT?) and this sick ferrari modena spider pulls up and this slob gets out in these crappy flip flops and stained crappy shorts w/ a muscle head tank top (the gym kind) and he looked like he hadn't shaved in 3 days. of course i started busting on him and and my buddy was like, "Man, Jamie, it just doesn't fuckin matter what you look like when you ride around in that"

he's probably a reck trying to make the monthly payments

hahah word...




i'm sorry but you shouldn't make payments on a 180k + car....if ur gonna drive something that fancy, u better be able to just walk up the dealership and buy that bitch...


that's just me though...


although if could afford 1,500 payments with no sweat, i'd probably finance a nice ride, so i dunno...

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Convert the cash into PoundSterling(£) and go buy myself a Mars Bar,and oooh beer.

in my country 45 mil dollars is (*5.81) 261,000,000 million egyptian pounds

I would run for the president of egypt and start to concentrate about making my country a better place and start to compete with the modern world and then, i will be making 75 million egyptians very happy...and oh, i would bring the world cup to egypt

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Originally posted by Slylee i remember one time i was at a gas station with my best friend and i was pumping gas (no SHIT?)

What, people in your part of the country don't pump their own gas?

id steal jamie and shove it up our noses

it huh

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee it huh

the money.

unless u want something else up ur nose. i didnt know u were into that kind of thing tho

with 45 mill i'd buy 3 apartments :P

No kidding, 1 in New York, 1 in Toronto and 1 in Sydney, i'd invest a couple mill into my bro's ailing Promoting company, finally go around the world, go back to India and give like a few mill to my reli's who could really do with a bit of money and then give like 10 mill to charity

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