Originally posted by Slylee
You know I might be wrong, but if she’s a porn star, isn’t her vagina gonna be all beat up like a roast beef sandwich?
The imfamous Roast Beef Curtains, huh?
I doubt it. She's new to the porn industry and is only 21. I'm sure I've slept with some girls that have taken some poundings and I haven't seen anything too beat up. All depends on the girl, I would think.
And, Bubble - , I don't pay for sex.
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Jun-06-2005 17:47
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
no.
i believe you bas, and that's good news for me!!
i have this hilarious coffee table book
lol it has all these funny ass equations on how to figure stuff out. One of the chapters is titled,
“How to tell if your man is secretly revolted by your vagina”
And the equation is something to the effect of,
H + DLF=etc...
(H=hygene DLF =Droopy Lip Factor)
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jun-06-2005 17:48
NiteMer
Prog/Trance Ambassador
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Denver, CO
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
when you have kids and get older, you can't help it, ur vagina just goes to shit...now i'm just assuming this, i'm not there yet.
I sure hope not.
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Jun-06-2005 17:49
Vlad
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: San Siro [NYTA #3]
Hygiene and DLF would definitely make me revolt... if not throw up. Im a diver, so Id be pretty disgusted.
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Originally posted by Coup
Vlad wins.
Flawless victory.
Jun-06-2005 17:50
Aiwendil
Ever The Same
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Ever The Same
i'd probably pee my pants.
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Jun-06-2005 17:51
Vlad
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: San Siro [NYTA #3]
quote:
Originally posted by NiteMer
I'm sure I've slept with some girls that have taken some poundings and I haven't seen anything too beat up.
Wanna hook a very ready guy up?
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quote:
Originally posted by Coup
Vlad wins.
Flawless victory.
Jun-06-2005 17:51
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
quote:
Originally posted by Aiwendil
i'd probably pee my pants.
if what? lol
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jun-06-2005 17:55
Kaidreas
Lord of the offtopics
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Mass-Oven
So did you do it allready... damn what's the hold up??? We want Chillie willy action
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Jun-06-2005 17:57
Vlad
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: San Siro [NYTA #3]
quote:
Originally posted by Kaidreas
So did you do it allready... damn what's the hold up??? We want Chillie willy action
You cant rush into a situation like this, this is very delicate and requires proper planning as well as letting out a couple loads as to not to bust to fast.
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quote:
Originally posted by Coup
Vlad wins.
Flawless victory.
Jun-06-2005 18:01
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
Wanna hook a very ready guy up?
giggedy gig-ga-dee
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Jun-06-2005 18:06
Vlad
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: San Siro [NYTA #3]
quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
giggedy gig-ga-dee
Did you watch Family Guy yesterday? I was laughing during the whole show... I was so happy to see Quagmire back, I missed the episode when he returned.
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quote:
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Vlad wins.
Flawless victory.