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| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
this thread is boring. maybe you should spice it up. like... where did you last have sex? or what position, something like that. |
good callll
when where and how should be the operative questions
however, if the story's not interesting, don't tell all the bloody details
i hate people who do that
mine's kinda funny though, so...
sunday afternoon, chilling at my girl's house
both her parents are at work or something, we starting going at it
RIGHT as we're changing positions we hear the door open and her mom yell something back to her dad at their car, we fucking scramble
i should note that her room's only like 10 feet away and down a few stairs from the entrance, and she doesn't FUCKING have a door. just a doorway like 1.5 times the normal width with one of those changing screens in front of it (not sound proof at all  :whip
so she runs and grabs pants, throws em on and goes to show her mom the router i fixed earlier and what i did in the other room (what i was originally there for)
so i'm furiously searching the room for ANY of my clothing
i find my pants, don't see my boxers, say fuck it i'll go commando and throw those on, but then i seriously couldn't find my shirt, but i saw a track jacket i left there a while back and threw that on. so i was feelin alright, even though my outfit completely didn't match or anything
i walk out and see her dad coming down the stairs and say hi and ask him about when to meet him the next day cause i'm helping him and my gf's brother paint his new condo this week (see painting thread), and i realized i didn't wear a belt that day, and i'm wearing my baggiest pants
so i'm there for like 10 fucking minutes, longest 10 minutes of my life, trying to like write down an address on a piece of paper against the wall so i can get to the house i'm painting the next day, all the while desparately trying to keep my pants from falling down and thus exposing the fact that i both have a raging boner and nothing else to hide it
thank god they didn't notice, though they were reeeeeeally close at one point
after her parents went up to the kitchen we ran back to her room, i found my boxers, and was like shit....that was amazing, but i gotta fuckin get out of here
best sex ever and her parents come home
god damnit
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