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Originally posted by jonze234 prostate cancer

starve to death after being left handcuffed to a bed by 2 hired hookers in a cracktown hotel room.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by M@t in his cubicle all alone

You get a job as an actor in a scat movie. You get an enima, but the decide to do the enima with battery acid.

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Originally posted by jonSun You get a job as an actor in a scat movie. You get an enima, but the decide to do the enima with battery acid.

massive heart attack after realizing a chick u took home is actually a dude.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee massive heart attack after realizing a chick u took home is actually a dude.

car accident

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Originally posted by Slylee dies in house fire from having too many candles lit around her "Slylee" shrine

Dies from toxic shock syndrome. You can't leave a tampon in for 4 weeks out of laziness, you grungy biotch. And to think the horrid smell would be a potent reminder?

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Originally posted by Estella Dies from toxic shock syndrome. You can't leave a tampon in for 4 weeks out of laziness, you grungy biotch. And to think the horrid smell would be a potent reminder?

dies from thinking too hard for ways on how i die.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee dies from thinking too hard for ways on how i die.

Dies of wishful thinking.


Don't flatter yourself, honey

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Originally posted by Slylee dies from thinking too hard for ways on how i die.

drowned for paedophilia towards 14 year old boys

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Failed to receive enough oxygen during his last seran wrap fetish.

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Originally posted by Estella Failed to receive enough oxygen during his last seran wrap fetish.

dies from 3rd degree burns when attempting to flat iron her hair.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee dies from 3rd degree burns when attempting to flat iron her hair.

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