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| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
Rants are my specialty... although I'd call that more of a jab than a full-on rant. In any event, there was no buildup, I was perfectly relaxed when I wrote that. 
Yes, you'd be surrounded by "men" wearing shorts 5 sizes too big with their Smurfs boxers showing through and who start conversations with such brilliant icebreakers as "werd" and "yo bitch, wanna come over to ma crib and suck ma dick?"
Just the thought of all those hot, engaging, sophiscated MEN makes me wish I were gay so I could have them for myself. Oh and let's not forget wealthy and powerful - hell, with all the cash they get from their gangs' drug heists they could almost afford to buy their own VCRs instead of trying to steal mine!
(maybe they could even pay to install a strobe light in your basement so it will feel a little more like a "trance party" when you're listening to DJ Sammy and snorting crack!) |
buahahahhaha!!
edit: blonde lurker, refer to my sig. the pink lettering 
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Last edited by tha_broad on Jul-05-2005 at 02:13
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