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Originally posted by emc^2 nope. I'm wwu.punisher's other big surprise

I want to pee in this empty, "Skullsplitter" bottle but it's really small - but I don't have to pee 'that' bad. I will pee in it over a bathtub in case it overflows. If it does overflow I will turn on the shower (using cold water to save on heating costs) and wash the fresh urine down the drain.


Or I might not wash it down the drain at all cause I'm pretty drunk and it's mostly water anyway.

Also, this thread is gay.

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Originally posted by Aiwendil Wing wong woo Ling long lay Emc^2 seems really gay While he laughs at a clown With an upside-down frown No homosexual experiences today I saiiiid a... E equals em cee squared Is reading and writing impaired When he picks up a book He gives it a look And runs away crying and scared

dude....wtf are you smoking?














whatever it is send some this way

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Originally posted by Masonious I want to pee in this empty, "Skullsplitter" bottle but it's really small - but I don't have to pee 'that' bad. I will pee in it over a bathtub in case it overflows. If it does overflow I will turn on the shower (using cold water to save on heating costs) and wash the fresh urine down the drain. Or I might not wash it down the drain at all cause I'm pretty drunk and it's mostly water anyway. Also, this thread is gay.

Welcome to the party. We got party hats stacked up in the corner. See Aiwendil for party favors.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by Aiwendil I think I may be a madman. I just put vanilla flavored whey protein powder on my omelette, AND IT TASTES FUCKING GREAT!

Have fun clogging up the john in few hours.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

I didn't know your name was John.

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

I hope this is a drunk thread now.

Somebody take their pants off!

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Originally posted by Aiwendil I didn't know your name was John.

damn, you are a homo.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by jennypie I hope this is a drunk thread now. Somebody take their pants off!

you first.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

Ok, now that DJ RJT has me on ignore - why can't we be friends?


///waiting for Jennypie to pounce with more of my own quotes

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by Aiwendil I think I may be a madman. I just put vanilla flavored whey protein powder on my omelette, AND IT TASTES FUCKING GREAT!

I WAS JUST SHITTING YOU MAN! IT TASTED FUCKING HORRIBLE! BUT I ATE IT ANYWAY! THAT MEANS I'M TWICE AS CRAZY AS I WAS BEFORE! AHAHA!

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

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Originally posted by Aiwendil I WAS JUST SHITTING YOU MAN! IT TASTED FUCKING HORRIBLE! BUT I ATE IT ANYWAY! THAT MEANS I'M TWICE AS CRAZY AS I WAS BEFORE! AHAHA!

Yeah, but are you wearing pants? I bet you're still wearing pants.

Not. That. Crazy.